TNG Caption This! 332: Moving Mountains

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  1. huskers57

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    Enterprise Ergonomics 101 -

    Stand Tall, Arms Straight
    Will Riker, Looking Great!

    Sit on the console, staring hard,
    Now you've done it, you've upset Picard!

    A hand on the console, a hand on the hip,
    Sorry Geordi, you'll never get another pip!





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    Worf just couldn't quite get the Stanley Roper camera mug right.

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    Worf: I see you must have finally shaved.
     
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    Data: (OS) Try "Leah"
     
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    Yar: But sir, if we take that route we'll warp into the planet.
    Picard: What about....
    Yar: Nope. Magnitude ten ion storm. We'll be ripped apart.
    Picard: This one?
    Yar: Sir, that's the lavatory occupied button.
    Picard: Make it so, Lieutenant.
    Yar: Yes sir. Shall I activate the "fasten seatbelts" sign as well?
    Picard: Engage.
    Yar: Sigh. Engaging, sir. <toilets flush>
     
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    GOLDIE: Come on. It's for the kids.

    WORF: I am not a jolly old elf!

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    PICARD: Worst party ever, Number One. Doesn't Geordi know any girls?

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    PICARD: And that Wesley, is how you run a level three diagnostic.

    YAR: I'm Tasha, sir. Wesley's a teenaged boy.

    PICARD: Ah, yes. Quite right. Carry on, Wesley.

    YAR: *sigh*
     
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    LaForge (reading aloud): "Geordi, I just wanted to send you this message to let you know that last night Ambassador K'Ehleyr was the latest to discover how 'fully functional' I am. It was quite the night. She is currently recuperating in sickbay. Note, since Lieutenant Worf is sitting right beside you, please do not read this aloud."

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    Picard: But *which* door is ajar, dammit? We have thousands on this ship!
     
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    Picard: Tell them to kiss my French ass!
    Riker: Slide a little to the left sir, and it'll be quite literal.

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    Picard: Look at my minions Number one, look how they bask upon me with adoration.
    Riker: They just know crew evaluations are going to be in tomorrow, sir.

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    Tasha: Here's a manifest of Wesley's personal files.
    Picard: Angry Birds? World of Warcraft? Call of Duty? These are his experiments?!

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    Data: (dictating aloud) Second Officer's Log: The Enterprise crashed into thirty nine different objects this watch alone. I suspect Lieutenant Worf's claims of accidental rammings to be fabricated as he was screaming "Today is a Good Day to die, prepare for ramming speed." Lieutenant LaForge's accidental collisions are less severe but more frequent, leading me to question if a visually impaired officer should be piloting the ship. Statistics suggest a child would be better than these two. I will recommend immediate replacement to the Captain.

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    Officer: Where am I going to get the optical cable?

    Worf: (rip) Anywhere. I'm a tactical officer, not an engineer.
     
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    Riker: When I heard it was about "moving mountains," I thought there would be at least ONE image of Deanna's breasts...

    Picard: I'm disappointed, too, Number One.
     
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    Data: *taps combadge* Data to Riker

    Riker: (in the holodeck with a hot lieutenant) "Riker here"

    Data: I've recieved word from the Klingon Homeworld. The file has been found. You now may post the senior staff baby pictures in Ten Forward.
     
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    PICARD: Will, what do I keep saying about hitting on women under your direct chain of command?
    RIKER: Yeah, you said women. You didn't say anything about tri-gendered aliens.

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    PATRICK STEWART: Yes, I have been reading Shakespeare in my quarters, with a lot of HOT LADIES!
    JONATHAN FRAKES: He knows we're going to cut this scene, right?
    MARINA SIRTIS: Ssh.

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    PICARD: It's okay Tasha. You can cry when you're in the penalty box.
    TASHA: You know I'm not five, right?

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    MICHAEL DORN: I'm serious. Worf is going to appear in more episodes of Star Trek than any other character!
    LEVAR BURTON: Riight. Take a look, in a book. It can take you anywhere... *snrk*

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    WORF: I found all of this stuck between panels in the Jeffries Tube.
    BLONDE: Sorry. It's my people's shedding season.
     
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    GEORDI: Weird. Someone at Tactical just launched photon torpedoes at the planet.
     
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    Riker: Sir, can't we wait until the women get back to resume the lap dance protocols?
    Picard: We're all waiting, Number One, or should I say, Ferrari.
     
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    Picard: "Well?"
    Riker: "Okay, I stand corrected. 'Flying by the seat of your pants' is not just an expression."
     
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    Picard: I'm not going to do it, Number one. Not this time!

    *leans against the tactical station*

    Computer: *beeps* hailing frequencies open with the Betazoid shuttle

    Lwaxana: (OS) I knew you would respond! I could hear your naughty thoughts...

    Picard: Merde!

    Riker: I'll be in the holodeck
     
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    Picard: Numbah One...I just can't get it out of my head. What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
     
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    STEWART: The bloody director keeps yelling cut. Something about "lensflare".
     
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    Riker: More Lemon Pledge, sir?
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    J.J. Abrams releases his long-awaited reboot of The Next Generation.