TNG Caption This! 331: Spooky!

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  1. Triskelion

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    According to these readings this will work well as a dead guy poking device.


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    Future Alexander: ...And so you see, I wore the Halloween mask so that you wouldn't recognise me.

    K'Ehleyr: OK, that makes a sort of sense... but why are you hitting on me?

    Future Alexander: Well, that's what Marty does to his Mom in Back to the Future, right?

    K'Ehleyr: No!


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    Crusher: The outline reminds me of what I miss most about Jack.


    His collection of ancient scrap-metal obviously.


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    Picard: Wait... a flashback where they're not wearing the TOS movie uniforms? Must be a Ferengi plot!


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    Riker: Right, if we don't get any candy this time we're doing a trick.

    Worf: I said we should have worn costumes.
     
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    FEMALE EXTRA: Well, insubstantial ghost beats being in a weird alien costume.
    MALE EXTRA: Yeah, but at least the alien costume was fire-retardant.
     
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    Picard: Another "half baked" plot, I see.
     
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    Picard: Precisely.


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    K'Ehleyr: Ooh, and then smores!
    Skullface: Yearrggghhh! Smores!


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    Com: Picard to away team. Report.
    Crusher: Still waiting on the Obamacare database to download, Captain.
    Com: ETA?
    Crusher: Any century now.
     
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    Skullface: Ooooooh look at me! I'm so scaaaary! Woooooo!
    K'Ehleyr: (thinking) Just ignore him and he'll go away... Do NOT punch him... that will only encourage him...


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    Crusher: What's with the lighting, guys, this isn't freaking TOS!

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    Picard: What the hell are you going in my quarters!?
    Gold ghost: Picard, we've come to haunt you...
    Picard: Oh I see, very funny, it's Halloween is it? Godamn it I thought these traditions had died out centuries ago
    Blue ghost: What? No we-
    Picard: OK, OK, good costumes I'll get you some candy just wait here
    Gold ghost: Captain, we're really ghosts!
    Picard: Yes, yes, spooky, now have some candy and be on your way

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    Riker: I'm looking at the scripts now, Worf! TNG does NOT have a Halloween episode!
     
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    News of the "Cling-On" pickup line being passe had not yet reached Eternia

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    Dr. Crusher might have taken her orders to scan every inch of the wreckage for survivors a little too literally

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    Riker: This tricorder must be broken. It's detecting Betazoid life signs in your quarters
     
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