TNG Caption This! 331: Spooky!

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  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Hello everyone, sorry about not getting a new contest up last weekend.


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    First up to the plate, we have the "Unless we try this new and untested technology called the Transporter" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Negative Performance Review" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "The tall tower of Deck 12" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Strict Scheduling" Award, going to:

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    The Photoshop award, goes to:


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    Many thanks to everyone for participating and congrats to our winners!

    And now, a more Halloween themed contest...

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  2. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Picard: Oh come on, my speech wasn't THAT long...

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    [SIZE=2] K'Ehleyr[/SIZE]: Guinan, you still attracted to bald men?

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    Crusher: This piece of metal is pregnant!

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    Stewart: Dangit, I said I was doing A Christmas Carol as a One Man show!

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    Riker: Okay, so I don't know how to use the tricorder either. We should've brought Data or Geordi too.
     
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    Picard: "Hmm... Sucks to be you."


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    Crusher: "According to these tricorder readings, we should all be fine. But Superman's f**ked."


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    Riker: "Ah, found them! Deanna and Tasha. They're together in Deanna's bedroom. But they're both breathing very heavily and have elevated body temperatures! I hope they haven't contracted some kind of flu!"
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    Thanks for the win!

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    Worf: He may not be. This reminds me of the Klingon legend of the Night of the Living Zombies when the dishonored dead return to life to sacrifice your souls to spare their torment.
    Picard: You steal our classic literature in Shakespeare and now our horror flicks? Do you Klingons do nothing original?

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    K'heylar: Worf, this is the lamest holoalien ever! Get some computer nerd in here to program something realistic I can beat on before I decide to beat on you!

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    Crusher: According to these tricorder readings it was Colonel Mustard in Ten Forward with this shrapnel shard.

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    Picard: I see dead people.... I really need to lay off this Romulan marijuana.

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    Worf: What does the tricorder say, Commander?
    Riker: What? I'm playing Angry Birds.
     
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    CREWMAN HUDSON: This may be a bit premature, but....GAME OVER MAN!!! GAME OVER!!!

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    CRUSHER: My hair's green and I should be able to fashion a bikini out of this scrap of metal. Watch out James T. Kirk!!!!!

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    K'HYLER: So help me Worf, if I turn around and see you wearing a stupid skull mask. I will frakking kill you!!!
     
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    CRUSHER: Chief medical officer's log. Like all good investigators, I've just finished touching everything at the site of the strange accident with my bare hands. If they start falling off within 24 hours, I'll know it was dangerous.

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    GHOST GOLDSHIRT: Captain! Do you really want us to call this the 'Picard maneuver'? The idea seems pretty basic, I'm sure you're not the first person to...
    PICARD: It's the Picard maneuver damn it! Say it!
    GHOST GOLDSHIRT: ...The Picard maneuver.
    PICARD: You're damn right it is!

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    WORF: You configured your tricorder to track human pheremones?
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    CRUSHER: I knew scanning Riker's quarters with a black light would be disturbing.



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    PICARD: All we need now is Guinan to do her kooky psychic schtick and we've got us Ghost 2!



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    RIKER: You sure this is the way? It's awfully dark and empty... a guy could get beat up down here and no-one would ever know.
    WORF: So, about me and Deanna...
     
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    Crusher: *to herself* Okay, if I just pretend that I'm analyzing this scrap, then I can stay here for a few minutes and let those other, worthless members of my medical staff do something for once.

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    Picard: Oh, uh, sorry, I didn't realize you were using my quarters to recreate the worst day in my life. I'll just let you finish and I'll be back later.

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    Riker: Okay, according to this, we should be in engineering.

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    Riker: Yes, why?
     
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    Worf: "We do not talk about them, either!"
     
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    RIKER: I can't believe Deanna broke up with me via text. Said she found someone new.

    WORF: She didn't give a name did she?

    RIKER: No. Why?

    WORF: No reason.