TNG Caption This! 330: Goldshirts Appreciation

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  1. Holdfast

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    I can't believe I didn't think of that one! :techman:
     
  2. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    DATA: I wonder what Mr. Worf is thinking about.

    GEORDIE: Probably battle tactics. Klingon honor. Or the many ways to kill someone.

    WORF: (thinking): Stars are pretty.

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    GEORDIE: Whoa! Did you graduate from the Janice Rand School of Transporter Operation?
     
  3. Santa Garrus

    Santa Garrus Calibrating the Holidays Premium Member

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    Obviously, I have to respond to this! :rommie:

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    Shorter Goldshirt: Inflatabledalek is in there, Sir.

    Taller Goldshirt: Lemme at him!

    Worf: No, put your phasers away. LeadHead wants for it to look like an accident.
     
  4. JirinPanthosa

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    WORF: Data! Data? Damn it, he ran out of battery again.
    GEORDI: *sigh* I'll get the cord.

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    GEORDI: You better shape up Mr O'Brien, or I'll have you transferred to an obscure station in the middle of nowhere!

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    LIEUTENANT: Security to Bridge, the ambassador's daughter is safely aboard.
    WORF: I believe it's your turn to warn her about Commander Riker.
    LIEUTENANT: Aww, not again!

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    GEORDI: I told you you'd shoot your eye out.

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    GEORDI: Uh oh. He's having his brooding time.
    DATA: I will go interrupt him. I find it intriguing when he growls at people.
     
  5. R. Star

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    O'brien: More Security!!!
     
  6. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    WORF: Rickey, take the corridor to the right. Dickey and I will take the left one.

    RICKEY: Come on, you know that means I'll be attacked or killed!!!!
     
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    Worf: I cannot believe we are firing golf balls at that Romulan warbird.
    Geordi: Well you're the one who lost the "Reorder Torpedo" index card.
    Data: Compensate for that ion eddie three degrees to starboard.
    Worf: You will shank it!


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    Geordi: Chief, did you know Commander Riker was two dwarves in a pantomime suit?
    O'Brien: No, sir. No I did not.


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    Worf: Did I do it?
    Crockett: No, sir. You also have to locate the doorbell button.
    Tubbs: That's it, I'm putting him out of our misery.


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    Geordi: Good news! The Captain gave us room in the budget for a chair! Well - a stool, and we all have to take turns.
    Reg: Galaxy-class tightass.


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    Which of us will find a woman to love first, do you think, Geordi?
    Well that depends on how you define -
    Love?
    No, a woman.
     
  8. Gil T.Azell

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    O'Brien: "Yeeeshhhhh!"

    Laforge: "How long has it been since you calibrated the Heisenberg commentators Chief?"

    Riker: (OS) "Chief I think I was a few feet taller when I beamed down?
     
  9. Wintermute

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    Crockett: Why do I have to go in there?
    Worf: Can you write a Klingon opera about a battle?
    Crockett: No.
    Worf: Then in you go.
     
  10. 2takesfrakes

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  11. 2takesfrakes

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    "Chief O'Brien, I'm pretty sure that finger-sliding mechanism is just a redundant
    feature. You don't have to use that, you know. Tell you what, next time you beam
    me down, let the computer handle it, alright? I don't want you getting creative ..."
     
  12. Finngle Bells

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    "So is calling the warp core Leah every time the Captain wants you to push the engines hard.
     
  13. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    WORF: This one?

    RICKEY: Dunno. Would it kill them to put fricking numbers on the doors?
     
  14. 2takesfrakes

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    WORF: "Observe, Data, how Ash assaults Ripley - attempting to kill
    her, by forcing a rolled-up pornographic magazine down her throat.
    Never put anything past an android ... sir."
     
  15. Wintermute

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    Worf: Get me a Happy Meal. I'll be in the Fun Zone.
     
  16. Wintermute

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    LaForge: I'm writing you up.
    O'Brien: Worth it.
     
  17. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    WORF: "Frag the lieutenant"? I'm not familiar with this idiom.
     
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  19. Finngle Bells

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    Geordi: Notice how whenever Picard and Riker decide to go on an away mission, they like to take the babes with them.

    Data: *thinking* Only if Tasha had lived. Worf would have been sent away a long time ago, and I'd just ask Geordi to go away and enjoy one of his holodeck fantasies.
     
  20. Smellincoffee

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    Worf: Ambassador Troi is that way.
    N.D. Officer: But sir, didn't Captain Picard tell you to escort her?
    Worf: I am 'delegating authority'. Now GO.

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    Geordi: Reg? What are you DOING in here?
    Barclay: Preparing moth balls. You would not BELIEVE how hard it is to get their little legs apart.

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    LaForge: It's called a gorch.
    Data: It is huge.
    LaForge: I wouldn't say anything about it.
    Data: Is it casting a shadow?
    LaForge: I really wouldn't say anything about it.

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    O'Brien: Uh..
    LaForge: You know, I think their knees are supposed to go backward like that. It's probably OK.


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    LaForge: What are you beaming up again?
    O'Brien: The natives referred to it as Gorignak. Must be something for the captain's archaeological lecture..