TNG Caption This! 329: Titan Dune

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  1. Finngle Bells

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    Thanks for the Captain's Log win

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    Wesley: (OS) We are in orbit over Revan IV, Sir

    Picard: I'll go down by myself

    Riker: *stands up* You know I can't let you do that!

    Picard: Oh come on, Number one.

    Riker: I can't let you go down all by yourself. Your safety along with the ship's safety is my priority, Captain.

    Picard: Oh, I'm sure I'll be fine with Lwaxana
     
  2. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    GEORDI: What the....Where'd she go?
     
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  4. Triskelion

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    Riker: We've located a new home for the nanites, sir.
    Picard: No.
     
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    [​IMG] Riker and Picard rehearse for the ships production of the Miracle Worker.
     
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    Captain's Log: It has been four days since my first officer started dating that Bajoran Lieutenant from the science lab where studies on exotic aromas from alien fungus are being done. I swear I cannot get close to Commander Riker without smelling fungus.
     
  7. Triskelion

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    Riker: - and then Geordi invited her to his quarters for some fungus.
    Picard: Oh just how naive do you think I am, Number One. Even Wesley isn't that inept.


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    Worf: He said, If you come to my quarters you'll get fungus.
    Troi: I take back everything I said about Reg.


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    Romulan Warbird: FUNGUS GUY!!
    Geordi: I need to move to a new galaxy.
     
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  8. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    Inspired by Skully

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    Trek Dynasty
     
  9. Mistral

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    Riker: "But, I don't need a can opener!"
     
  10. Mistral

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    Riker: "I think we should open negotiations, sir."

    Picard: "No, wait, Number One- I have a better idea. I believe we should open negotiations."
     
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    Captain's log, supplemental: after a week of intense investigation of the Ferengi sex slave trade around Risa, we have found no evidence of criminal activity. Also, Commander Riker was vaporized in the jet exhaust of my new Captain's Yacht.

    ...The USS Stinknuts.
     
  12. LeadHead

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