Hello everyone! I'm in such a great mood after the Oakland A's won the American League West today that I've got some particularly good news for everyone! What's that news? Everyone is a winner! GO EVERYONE! That being said, there's the temptation to declare everyone a winner and sort of "Phone it in" which I refuse to do here, so I came up with some honorable mentions and shout outs. First up to the plate, "The Shout Out of the Shape of things to come" goes to: Next, we have the "Sucks to be them" Shout out, going to: Batting in the third position, the shout out for "Interspecies Mating" goes to: Batting cleanup, we have the shout out for "Kirk's Investigative Methods" going to: Next, we have the "Pausing the story" Shout out, going to: Lets salute Photoshopping! Congratulations to everyone! Thank you all for your entries! Now, we continue! Enjoy!