TNG Caption This! 326: Infinite Legends

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  1. Gil T.Azell

    Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Riker: "She do this often?"

    Kargan: "Daily!"

    Riker: "Well then I'm Up for the challenge."
     
  2. Triskelion

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    Troi: Captain, I'm sensing overwhelming desire from all directions, and insane jealousy coming from the security station.

    Yar: Captain, I can sense the future. I see a fat woman crying into her chocolate because she has no ring!
     
  3. Nebusj

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    ``Captain ... I hesitate to say this in front of the entire bridge crew but ... you forgot your Muppet.''

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    ``Wait a minute,'' thought Worf, ``I'm the one beaming in. Oh dear Lord Frith in a pond, this is going to be one of those episodes.''

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    Riker failed to make friends with his Invisible Trombone.

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    ``You're thinking of growing a beard? Have you gone mad, Counsellor?''

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    ``Stipulating that this is the religious structure you propose, Mister Remmick, and that one may identify on it important architectural features including a steeple and door, and that the latter is something which one might open ... would it nevertheless not still hold an absurdly small congregation?''
     
  4. Honorable Ensign

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    Picard: Number One, how long has this camera been here?
    Riker, thinking: Great, the captain's lost it again.

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    Riker: Holy crap, there is a camera!

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    Troi: It's nice to be able to see you, Will, without having to look around the glaring reflection off the captain's chromedome.
     
  5. Triskelion

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    Troi: It was the chair.
    Worf: Is someone burning a Klingon boot full of wet targ hair?

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    Picard: What happened to Ensign Ho?
    Riker: Ro, sir. She transferred after our last Christmas Party.
    Picard: Oh yes. Mistletoe, bloodwine and....
    Riker: Holographic hearings, sir.
    Picard:Yes. Well, carry on Bif.
    Riker: Yes sir.


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    Kargan: Targ couture is the in thing now. That one's the Miley Cyrus crop top.

    Riker: ...

    Kargan: We have a matching set.
     
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  6. Smellincoffee

    Smellincoffee Commodore Commodore

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    Picard, whispering: Data just used a contraction. I swear I just heard him use a contraction!


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    Riker: You expect me to use that?!
    Captain: It is a KLINGON toilet. A KLINGON would have no qualms!
    Riker: There are moving tentacles in there.
    Captain: We KLINGONs know the caress of the ba'THOK! is useful for eliciting bowel movements!
    Riker:....no. At this point I'm pretty sure you're just screwing with me. Worms for dinner, sure. Worms up the - no. No ,not even KLINGONS are that crazy.

    And thus Riker earned the respect of the crew, and avoided an intestinal parasite.


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    Data: These photos are tagged as me,but I assure you, they are not. They must be of my twin brother, Lore. His morality is problematic.
    Remmick: Problematic? That certainly describes my WIFE's morals.
    Data: So I see from this picture.


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    Worf had no idea the ambassador's parting gift would be a bevy of tribbles.
     
  7. Jonas Grumby

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    Remmick: "Just answer the question, Commander. Did you write this or not?"
    Data: "I am honestly not sure if this is mine or not. I have noticed that many elements of my original stories have been stolen by many other writers of Crusher/Troi slash fanfic."
     
  8. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    "Mr. Remmick, I must end this staring contest immediately, because since I am an android I am assured of victory."
     
  9. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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