TNG Caption This! 325: To Glory

Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by Santa Garrus, Aug 26, 2013.

  1. Ríu ríu chíu

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  2. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    CRUSHER: For the last time, Jean-Luc. None of them are genetically enhanced supermen. Where do you get these crazy ideas?
     
  3. Ríu ríu chíu

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    Claire Raymond (dreaming): I wonder who won the World Series this year.

    Ralph Offenhouse (dreaming): I had a thousand dollars bet on the Yankees.

    Sonny Clemonds (dreaming): Hey wait a minute, how come we can hear each others' dreams?
     
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    RIKER: Dreams of electric sheep are one thing; erotic dreams of electric sheep and acting them out while sleeping, that's quite another. Remove him from the bridge.



    PICARD: Book me in for 9pm.



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  5. Wintermute

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    Picard: Kirk had the same problem.
    Crusher: With awakening people from suspended animation?
    Picard: No, with crap key lighting.
     
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  9. Isis

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    Slowest chess game...ever. Even Picard's removal of their chairs didn't speed things up.



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    Worf (to self): "Android supposedly got the highest portability rating, but next time I'll go with an iPhone."



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  11. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    DATA: Did you remember to beam up the Away Team before the planet exploded?

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    Riker: That's not what I meant when I said get Data...
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    Riker: Ugh! Now I know why Picard sent "me" to entertain the Selay delegation!

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    Picard(thinking): If I keep walking really fast, maybe he won't bug me.


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    Picard: What?!
    Crusher: Should I have let them die?
    Picard: Most certainly. A druggie, a capitalist and a housewife? The scum of humanity!
     
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    PICARD: I can still see you Mr. Crusher.
     
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    I'm guessing it wasn't intentional, but that reminds me of how the Traveller shimmered in that episode early on.
     
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    Crusher: I've got their records for your log entry. We have a young mother, an alcoholic honky tonk singer, and a business executive.

    Picard: A tush, a lush and a douche. Got it.
     
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    CRUSHER: No Jean-Luc, we aren't removing their brains. Take the jars and leave!
     
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    Crusher: I've got their records for your log entry. We have a young mother, an alcoholic honky tonk singer, and a business executive.

    Picard: Computer, we got a baby doll doin' a pub crawl on a conference call. Send the bullfrog to the synagogue.
     
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    Crusher: "Interesting... Could you explain what a low mileage pit woofie is? The singer asked for one when he first woke up, and the computer has no reference in its database?"
     
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  19. Wintermute

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  20. Isis

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