TNG Caption This! 322: What's Happening to Me

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  1. Gil T.Azell

    Gil T.Azell Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Beverly: (thinking) "That's the last time I give Jean Luc Viagra"
     
  2. Nerys Myk

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    PICARD: Am I French or British?
     
  3. Holdfast

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    Or, perhaps, on a similar theme:

    BEVERLY (on the couch, out of view): Jean-Luc, I want you to draw me like one of your French girls...
     
  4. Honorable Ensign

    Honorable Ensign Commander Red Shirt

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    Picard: Where is the IT guy? I need to get back to Space Sudoku.

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    Wesley: But why do I have to judge who has the best pouty face?
    Troi: I called "not it."
     
  5. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Riker: Is there ever a danger of people getting the wrong idea about what we're doing?

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    The standard Risian shot was an absolute for any crewmember leaving Risa.

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    When there was no more work left to do, Picard eked out his spare time pondering upon his love for Beverly that was never to be...

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    The drunk doctor always appeared after Picard spurned Beverly's advances.

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    Wesley: For once sir I have to agree with you.
    Picard: Shut up- Wait...
    Riker: Did he just compliment you?
     
  6. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Captain's log supplemental: After the Wesley boy attempted to commandeer my ship, he escaped but through the valiant efforts of my crew we tracked him down where I intend to kill this son of a bitch.
     
  7. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    RIKER: Should't there be someone at the transporter controls?

    PICARD: Budget cuts, Numbah One. Now try to activate the controls with a phaser shot.
     
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  8. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Picard: Two to beam, Chief O'Brien.
    O'Brien: Just a second sir, I'm having a little...ion interference.
     
  9. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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  10. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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