TNG Caption This! 321: Can't Stop Partying

Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by LeadHead, Jul 17, 2013.

  1. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Picard: What is this, a Starbucks? Get all these douchebags off the bridge.


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    Worf: Don't you think you all are standing a little too far to catch me?
    Picard: Oh turn around, Worf. This is a trust exercise.


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    Picard: Prepare a shipment of Victorian collars, floor-length skirts and granny boots for the Edo, Data.

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    OH NO HE DI'IN'T!


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    Geesh, Data and his Spot Instagrams.


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    Remmik: The strippers are stuck in security, Admiral. The metal detectors keep going off in sensitive areas.

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  2. Nerys Myk

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  3. Mr. Laser Beam

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  4. Jonas Grumby

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  5. Dale Sams

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    Picard: "No Lieutenant, I really don't care what you would do for a Klondike Bar."



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    Worst game. Of Red Rover. Ever.



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    "Look, I know you three are very..."excited"...about conquering the Federation, but FOR GOD'S SAKE,... put your pants back on!"
     
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  6. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Picard: How do they expect to merchandise an alien space station that is only partly in this dimension?

    Data: Production design really dropped the ball on this one, sir.


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    Remmik: If you gentlemen would care to don your space leotards the Silver Sneakers workout group is starting.
     
  7. Mr. Laser Beam

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  8. inflatabledalek

    inflatabledalek Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Thnks for the belly laugh LH!



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    Picard: Merde... what's wrong with the sky?

    Data: It is green.

    Picard: I wish you'd stop saying that.


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    Picard: Am I boring you Commander?

    Data: In truth Sir... Yes.


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    Captain's Log Stardate 4123.45: There are two things I hate. The Borg,and filling in my tax return forms.


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    Remmick: You really need to work on your Vulcan neck pinch, all it did to Riker was make him pull his sex face.
     
  9. Mario de Monti

    Mario de Monti Captain Captain

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    @ inflatabledalek

    Good ones :techman:
     
  10. Jonas Grumby

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  11. Cmdr.Druss

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    Thanks for the win.

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    Picard: "Captain's log, Stardate 4481, wait...Stardate 4471.3, no that's not right either...if today's Tuesday....Damn stardates!"

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  12. Mario de Monti

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    @ Cmdr.Druss

    I love Picard´s Stardate trouble :lol:
     
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  14. Honorable Ensign

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  16. Nerys Myk

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    PICARD: Impressive Mr. Worf, but not the best use of time on an Away Team.
     
  17. T'Girl

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    FROM: The Federation Internal Revenue Service.

    TO: Jean Luc Picard, Captain.

    Dear Sir,

    It has come to our attention (never mind how) that you voted against the current President in the resent Federation wide Presidential election.

    Your tax returns are therefor being subjected to audit for the previous four (Earth) decades. Please make yourself and your records availible at the Tusken VII office of Mr/Ms Xyhskd on stardate 45839.73.

    Have a nice day.

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  18. Triskelion

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    Picard: - and then the Stargazer crew all laughed and they all loved me and didn't find me stuffy at all. And all the women wanted my autograph.

    Riker: Sure, on their transfer papers.


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    Picard: I gave you a direct order, Mister Worf!
    Worf: Klingons do not hokey-pokey!


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    Admiral: Sorry Jean-Luc, eliminating female razors does not "improve ship's efficiency."


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    Remmik: Sir, The Muppet Show called. They need Statler and Waldorf back.
     
  19. T'Girl

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    Wesley: "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ..."

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    Wesley: "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ..."

    Tasha: "You know, if Wesley would just masturbate less ..."

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  20. Captain Clark Terrell

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    Well, he certainly can't be doing it more often than you.

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