TNG Caption This! 319: Ready to Roll!

Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by LeadHead, Jul 2, 2013.

  1. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    CRUSHER: I guess we should contact Starfleet about getting a new Counselor.

    PICARD: Do we have to?
     
  2. Triskelion

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    Troi: REG!!!
    Picard & Bev: <glance at each other>
     
  3. Finn

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    nice :lol:
     
  4. IzzyAtWarp9

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    Data: Oh no!! Star Wars fans!!

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    Nuria: So who watches the watchers?

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    Riker: C'mon, Captain, there's only three of us here! Deanna couldn't be that wrong!
    Picard: Hmm... Deanna, what exactly did you sense?
    Deanna: Great frustration and anger... at me. As if someone would like to cause me pain...
    Worf: Grrrr....

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    Picard: So... what exactly happened?
    Crusher: Well she went to the holodeck with Worf and-
    Picard: Gotcha
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    Deanna: I feel paaaaiiiiiin
    Crusher: I betcha do

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    Captain's log: Deanna and Beverly have been playing the 'stand as close to someone as you can without touching them' game for three days. I may be forced to lead another away mission...
     
  5. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Picard: No, I am NOT the god of virility!
     
  6. Jonas Grumby

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    Crusher: "Surprise, Jean Luc! Knowing your fondness for English history, I decided to get a Prince Valiant haircut!"
    Troi (thinking): "I sense this is not going to end well."
     
  7. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Nuria: Thank you for your offer of your family wine...but my people will make do with spit-fermented hooch. We don't slap on a sticker and jack up the price.
     
  8. Mistral

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    Data: "What? It's called 'mustard'. It's a perfectly acceptable earth tone."
     
  9. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Beverly: I'm not touching you, you can't do anything! I'm not touching you, you can't do anything!

    Picard: Merde.

    Deanna: You two need to learn how to have better lovers' quarrels.
     
  10. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Troi: I sense...a desire to go to another deck.
     
  11. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Picard (to camera): Aren't you glad you use Dial? Don't you wish everybody did?
     
  12. Finn

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    Crusher: Yes. He's yours

    Picard: *sigh*
     
  13. LeadHead

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