Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by Santa Garrus, Jul 2, 2013.
CRUSHER: I guess we should contact Starfleet about getting a new Counselor.
PICARD: Do we have to?
Picard & Bev: <glance at each other>
Data: Oh no!! Star Wars fans!!
Nuria: So who watches the watchers?
Riker: C'mon, Captain, there's only three of us here! Deanna couldn't be that wrong!
Picard: Hmm... Deanna, what exactly did you sense?
Deanna: Great frustration and anger... at me. As if someone would like to cause me pain...
Picard: So... what exactly happened?
Crusher: Well she went to the holodeck with Worf and-
Deanna: I feel paaaaiiiiiin
Crusher: I betcha do
Captain's log: Deanna and Beverly have been playing the 'stand as close to someone as you can without touching them' game for three days. I may be forced to lead another away mission...
Picard: No, I am NOT the god of virility!
Crusher: "Surprise, Jean Luc! Knowing your fondness for English history, I decided to get a Prince Valiant haircut!"
Troi (thinking): "I sense this is not going to end well."
Nuria: Thank you for your offer of your family wine...but my people will make do with spit-fermented hooch. We don't slap on a sticker and jack up the price.
Data: "What? It's called 'mustard'. It's a perfectly acceptable earth tone."
Beverly: I'm not touching you, you can't do anything! I'm not touching you, you can't do anything!
Deanna: You two need to learn how to have better lovers' quarrels.
Troi: I sense...a desire to go to another deck.
Picard (to camera): Aren't you glad you use Dial? Don't you wish everybody did?
Crusher: Yes. He's yours
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