TNG Caption This! 318: Proper Observation

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  1. Nerys Myk

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    Data: Geordi... Why are you doing a bad James Mason impression?
    Geordi: It's the only British accent I can do. Yes, I know the irony of that based on my name. Moving on...

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    Sirtis: Last one to the finish gets the sack!

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    Worf: The Captain just paid you to come out of his ready room looking like you just shagged him so we'd all think he was a sexual stud rather than a neerdy virgin, didn't he?

    Crusher: Yep.