TNG Caption This! 315: Don't look at me like that!

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  1. inflatabledalek

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    Even the people who had been campaigning hard for the 12th Doctor to be anything other than a white British guy were mildly perplexed by the casting of a Klingon.
     
  2. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Worf: Bah! These dance moves are without honor.

    Geordi: Worf, Dr. Crusher hired us for the ship's musical and we are going to like it! Now let's rehearse again. It's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right....
     
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    Dorn: "Dammit! I hate running scenes! It's almost impossible to keep this sash in place!"
    Burton: "Argh! This bouncing VISOR is cutting my nose!"
     
  4. Nerys Myk

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    In the Klingon Empire proctology was a formal affair.

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    GEORDI: Why are we running?

    WORF: That Doctor fellow said to.
     
  5. Finn

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    Roddenberry: (OS) Guys, don't forget this scene is supposed to be on deck 11. That means two miles of running in a circle...

    Burton: *mutters* I gotta spend less time reading to those kids and starting working out
     
  6. Gary7

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    It hadn't been a particularly good day for Picard or Riker, and... it was just about to get worse.
     
  7. Triskelion

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    Geordi: Commander! I'm taking a shuttle to Risa and I need your horga'hn!
    Riker: Well Deanna has a right to shore leave, too.
     
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  9. Gary7

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    ^ LOL! :lol: I never heard of "Strax" before, as I'm a "lapsed" Dr. Who fan (haven't seen the latest incarnation of the doctor). Whoever he is, certainly matches up with Worf with uncanny similarity. ;)

    Btw, nice shot of the cargo turbolift. :rofl:
     
  10. Gary7

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    Geordi (OS): "Ah, I kneeeeeeeeeew it!!"
     
  11. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Worf: And I will call him...Mini-Worf.

    Strax (thinking): I hate this guy.
     
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    Data: (OS) I believe this is a Physic Orb. They are capable of scanning your mind and start imitating the most annoying voice you know, Captain

    The orb: *starts warbling*

    Data: I believe that sounds like Wesley Crusher, Captain
     
  13. Triskelion

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    Captain's log, supplemental: The ship's automated dandruff retrieval system has gained sentience! It is trying to communicate on a Pantene interferometric frequency! The follicles! The follicles!
     
  14. Finn

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    Lady in Red:*whispers* Riker looks shorter than I thought

    Lady in Grey: *whisper* Yeah. Too bad he didn't survive the D's first year out.

    Lady in Red: Indeed. I'm ready to talk with the Captain. Computer...End program...
     
  15. Gary7

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    Picard: "Riker, what the hell is that?"
    Riker: "Captain, it's the JJ-Abrams Death Star."
    Picard: "No... oh, no he didn't. He couldn't! That's not a Death Star, it's bloody fairy bubble. Noooooooooo!"
     
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    Picard suddenly flashbacked to fourth grade and dodgeball.
     
  17. Gil T.Azell

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    LaForge: "Last one to the ready room has to listen to Justin Bieber 24/7 for two weeks..Puff, Puff..'".
    Worf: "Filthy pahtak"



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    Worf: "Try and make me listen to Justin Bieber 24/7..I think not..Mr Laforge" [Exits Turbo lift stepping over Geordi's body.]
     
  18. Nerys Myk

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    GEORDI: Do you think we'll become a meme, like Running Spock?
     
  19. Gary7

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    Worf: "If that happens, it'll be a good day to die!"
     
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    Woohoo! Thanks for the win, LeadHead! I forgot how much fun these were! :D



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    Geordi: "...and Commander, she has three boobs!"
    Riker: "Really? Just three?"