TNG Caption This! 315: Don't look at me like that!

Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by LeadHead, Jun 4, 2013.

  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Hello everyone! Sorry that I didn't get this one going during the weekend, but it's within the week it's supposed to start! It's better!


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    First up to the plate, we have the "Social Media to the.... well, no rescue so far..." Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Kirk Rules! And that's Kirk's Rule" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Fear the beard, you may now wonder what I meant by that" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Medical Malpractice" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "You'll find their ad in the yellow pages right next to the Law Firm of Dewey, Cheatum & Howe" Award, going to:

    A contest with great photoshop entries! Loved them all, but this one just nailed it for me, our winner is:

    Btw, an RPG player like myself would call that "Leveling Up." :rommie:


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    Congratulations to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated! Tonight, we head back to our blu-ray images!

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    Enjoy!
     
  2. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Riker: Who just made fun of how I sit in chairs?!


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    La Forge: Keep moving Worf! If they catch us, they'll make us wear Goldshirts from now on!

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    Dean Pelton: (watching on screen) This better not awaken anything in me.

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    Edo God: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "Sorry" this and "forgive me" that and "I'm not worthy." What are you doing?

    Picard: I'm averting my eyes, oh lord.

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    La Forge: Wait! You're gonna let me be your wing man?

    Riker: Don't read too much into it, everyone else was busy.
     
  3. Gary7

    Gary7 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Thanks for the photoshop win, Leadhead. :)


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    Riker: (whispering) "Deanna, do you have any idea who those two are behind us?"
    Troi: "No Will, but I'm sensing a tremendous amount of hair style envy."


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    Worf: *huff, puff* "Geordi, what's that music playing over the intercom system?"
    LaForge: "It's the theme song to the classic TV series 'Batman'".
    Worf: "Is it really necessary?"
    LaForge: "I'm afraid it is, Worf."


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    And when off duty, Worf pursued a hobby no other Klingon would ever consider: magic tricks.


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    LaForge: "Wait commander, please don't leave. I don't know what to do next!"
    Riker: "Geordi, that's it--I'm never setting you up on a date again."
     
  4. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Riker: Data...is that...a hydraulic shock absorber?
    Data: Occupado!
    Troi: I'm only sensing surprise from Riker.


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    Geordi & Worf: Ice creaaaammm!!!


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    Worf: Today is a good day to buttle.


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    Geordi: I got us a double date with a couple of Risan strippers. You interested?
    Riker: Holographic strippers?
    Geordi: A little.
    Riker: Program me a stack of ones.
    Geordi: They're nicer than real Risan strippers.
    Riker: Damn Federation non-currency economy.
    Geordi: The economy! That's it.
     
  5. Vulcan Logician

    Vulcan Logician Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

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    The Enterprise was left with a skeleten crew, and with Dr. Crusher incapacitated, Worf was tasked with giving the crew their prostate exams.
     
  6. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    TFTW, LeadHead!

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    Picard: "We're trained to be tolerant of the peculiar customs of alien lifeforms, but...Jeez, enough with the yodeling already!"


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    LaForge: "You gotta help me, Commander! Leah Brahms is coming on board today, and the engine room smells like three-week-old sweat socks!"
     
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  7. Kevman7987

    Kevman7987 Captain Captain

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    Riker: You'll let me do that with all these women?
    Troi: Riker wants to do what to our what? *gulps in discomfort*


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    Geordi: Did you have the Mexican meal choice too?!
    Worf: Today was not a good day for tacos!


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    Worf: This is so much nicer than those dress uniforms with the skirt and tight leggings...


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    Geordi: You'll never believe what I just did!
    Riker: Finally scored?
    Geordi: How'd you know?
    Riker: I'm the one who paid the hookers...
     
  8. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    LaForge: "Hurry, Worf! If we get caught in the 'kiddie half' during a saucer separation, we'll never hear the end of it!"
     
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  9. Gary7

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    Original Geordi: "Hurry Worf, we've got to catch them before they get to the bridge!"
    Original Worf: "Geordi, this was the last time I ever participate in one of your transporter experiments!"
     
  10. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Picard: Stop humping my skull! Not everybody keeps their genitals in the same place!

     
  11. Jonas Grumby

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    Picard (OS): "It's...uh...it's called the 'Lotus Position.' I managed to get into it okay, but I...uh...I don't seem to be able to get out of it."
    Riker: "Perhaps, next time, you should do it in your quarters, sir. With the door locked."
    Troi: "Also, I don't think it is required that you do it nude."
     
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  12. Finn

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    Geordi: She said my name in her sleep?!?
    Riker: She said "Gero'de", a Betazoid term for a dork.
     
  13. Gary7

    Gary7 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Perfect! That so fits with Riker's and Troi's gaze. :lol:
     
  14. shivkala

    shivkala Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Thanks for the win!

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    Riker: A new contest? But it's Tuesday!

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    Data: Should I cancel the emergency, sir?
    Picard: Just a minute, Data, I thought Geordi and Worf could use some cardio.

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    Garak's Men's Warehouse: You're going to like the way you look. We guarantee it.

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    That awkward moment when the bubble you were trying to pop gains self-awareness and is pissed.

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    Normally, Riker would have easily forced the other guy to unhand him, but, for some reason, Geordi had a really tight grip with his right hand. Almost as if he were exercising it regularly...
     
  15. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    WORF: Computer, begin program: Worf-Downton Abbey 1
     
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    MARINA SIRTIS: What do you mean the women on this show wear too much clothing?
    GENE RODDENBERRY (Offscreen): In the future women have evolved beyond the need for modesty.
    JONATHAN FRAKES: Troi is based on your fantasies isn't she?


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    WORF: Get back here!
    GEORDI: I promise I won't tell anyone you cut your blood wine with prune juice!
    WORF: It's called a Purple Klingon and it's NOT A GIRL DRINK!


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    Worf likes playing the priest in Machete holoprograms.


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    SPHERE: I am the XBox Fifty. You talked about a copyrighted game with the other bridge crew, and now you must pay the price.
    PICARD: How did you know?!
    SPHERE: I am always watching.


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    GEORDI: You didn't tell me she had five breasts!
    RIKER: Be a little more open minded.
     
  17. Triskelion

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    Riker: Well I haven't seen you around here before. Come here often?
    Wesleyna: Who, lil ol' meee?


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    Geordi: Have we been running in circles?
    Worf: You're right! Let's go back the other way!


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    Worf: Whoo-hooo!<Michael kick crotch grab>



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    Geordi: Commander! I was molestered on the holodeck!
    Riker: ...
    Geordi: I asked the computer to program an escort that could out-feel Troi.
    Riker: Moriarty again?
    Geordi: I could barely get through the whole lapdance.
     
  18. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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  19. Isis

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    Riker and Troi (to selves in unison as they peek through sickbay doorway): "Not everyone keeps their genitals in just one place!"



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    Worf (to Wesley): "Gene Kelly, Gene Schmelly. The chicks better go for this get-up, or I shall be forced to kill you where you stand."



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    Picard: "OK, if you promise to leave me alone I'll say it." <brief pause> "There's no place like home. There's no place like home..."
     
  20. inflatabledalek

    inflatabledalek Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Leadhead: I love you.


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    Troi: Having Dr. Marcus strip to her underwear like that on the flimsiest of pretexts is a true debasement of the values of all Star Trek!


    Riker: It sure is.


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    Geordi: Wait... why are we responding to the call for security again?


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    Master of magic, mayhem and illusion... enemies crumble in fear and confusion.... MANDRAKE!

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    Picard: Yes, OK... we are a bit crap. But we will get better!

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    Geordi: ...and then you should grab his arm and pull it off.

    Riker: Why are you trying to help me get your best friend get disassembled?

    Geordi: I can already see where this show is going in terms of which characters get the most screentime.