TNG Caption This! 313: Extreme Tardiness!

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  1. Nerys Myk

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    WORF: I'm busy, Selar. I'll see you later tonight in your quarters

    K'EHLEYR: Who is this "Selar" person??!!!
     
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    PICARD: Will, you know I don't like to interfere in my crew's personal lives. But you really need to stop acting like a creep.

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    Troi was very confident Tasha wouldn't beat her long mark in the spitting contest.

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    Look, why don't you just TELL me who killed Laura Palmer instead of just giving me vague nonsense about owls.

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    Sonja Gomez: You're not going to kick me off the Enterprise, are you?
    Picard: For spilling coffee? Of course not.
    Sonja Gomez: Whew.
    Picard: Commander La Forge, make sure Ensign Gomez is on the top of the list for away team selection.

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    WORF: You think I'm going to let me own teenage daughter go out looking like that?
    K'ELYHR: DAAAADDDDDD!
    WORF: One bracelet per arm. That's final.
     
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    Worf: "Nice outfit."
    K'Ehleyr: "You better like it--I've got one for you too. We're going speed skating in the holodeck, remember?"
    Worf: "Uhhhhhh..."
     
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    Picard: Did a Vulcan science officer just run through here?
    Riker: Yes sir.
     
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    Picard: "But she has a certain 'je ne sais quoi'."
    Riker: "You know for a Frenchman, you have a terrible accent."


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    Picard: "Uhhh... I thought we were sharing that."
    Mr. Homn: *grin*
     
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    Picard: "No, no! That's for external use! Rub it on your -- Oh never mind, it didn't do much for me anyway.
     
  7. Triskelion

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    In the old days a Captain could invoke the right of Primae Nasus on his crew.

    Prima...?

    To pick the first booger.

    Sir, I'm not Data.

    Tee hee!


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    Yar: There can be no justice so long as laws are absolute! Numbah One! Get off my bridge!

    Troi: Wesley Wesley Wesley! I made kway-sawnts!


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    Picard: You don't drink the urine sample - it defeats the purpose!
     
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    Worf: "Okay, okay, in a minute! Just let me clear this level!"
     
  9. Gary7

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    Deanna: "Wait, wait, you really did THAT with Wesley's head?"
    Tasha: "Well it was like a spur of the moment thing after having just re-watched All That Jazz."
    Both: LOL!
     
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    Riker: "You mean so far today?"

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    Picard: Gomez, you do realize that Geordi was being less than honest when he told you that you have to win a wet t-shirt contest to get into the SCE?
     
  12. Nerys Myk

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    YAR: Then she's like, "Yes, Jean-Luc! Butter my croissant!!!"

    TROI: Do you think it's right to use security sensors for that?

    YAR: No, but it sure is fun!
     
  13. Jonas Grumby

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    Reminiscing of Risa:
    Yar: "...And every time they threw water onto her t-shirt, she went like this! So, naturally, she lost every time!"
    Troi: "Beverly is such a doofus!"
     
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    Picard: LaForge being a diva again?
    Gomez: No sir, it was my fault.
    Picard: I'll give him a demerit just in case.

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    Picard: I wail on air guitar.
     
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    Ensign Gomez: (sob) "... and Captain, when Commander LaForge offered me a rustic frog, I honestly didn't know what I was agreeing too ... " (sob)

    :)

     
  16. Nerys Myk

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    PICARD: So, did I stutter when I said "Earl Grey hot"??!!!!
     
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    Picard: Over macchiato grande?
    Gomez: I'll never get over macchiato grande.
     
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    Gomez: "I...I think I'm still supposed to make you pay for this."
     
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    Yar: "I'm absolutely overjoyed. I finally need a training bra!"

    Troi (to self): "I guess now is not the time to tell her I was wearing a Double-D in Third Grade."
     
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    Picard: "What a rack! Will, I tell you..."

    Riker: "Sorry to interrupt, Sir, but you're being highly inappropriate."

    Picard: "And since when is it inappropriate to rave about the tea rack Beverly gave me for my birthday? It's really great to have all my Earl Grey right at my fingertips."