TNG Caption This! 311: You will caption and you will like it!

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  1. Herkimer Jitty

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    Worf (thinking): "This PowerPoint is going well. I hope I didn't mix my hand phaser up with my laser pointer again."

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    Geordi: "LaForge to Picard, we've had a database error and all the beverages have been replaced with laxatives! Might want to keep away from the replicator."

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    Picard: "Pakleds and Ferengi? The universe has truly discovered how to divide by stupid."

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    Riker: "That's one hell of a pothole. What the hell are they doing with my tax dollars?"

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    Jameson: "Size matters not. Judge me by my size do you?"

    Picard: "Yes, actually."
     
  2. Nerys Myk

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    PICARD: What the hell is up with the hairstyle and that ugly outfit?

    RIKER: Should she go back to the cheerleader uniform?

    PICARD: Actually? Yes.
     
  3. xvicente

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    Picard [on comm]: "What do you see, Number One? What's it like?"
    Riker: "It reminds me of Uranus"
     
  4. T'Girl

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    Worf: "English ... do you speak it motherfukker?"


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