TNG Caption This! 311: You will caption and you will like it!

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  1. Finn

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  4. inflatabledalek

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    TFW Leadhead!

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  5. Isis

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  6. Triskelion

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  11. Triskelion

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  14. Triskelion

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  15. LeadHead

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    Hello everyone, I'm very sorry that I'm so behind on this one. Things are now and will continue to be very very busy for me in the next few weeks. The Good News: I should have the next contest up tomorrow or Friday, Saturday at the latest.

    Thanks for your patience!
     
  16. Mutai Sho-Rin

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    Picard: Good news, Admiral. Leadhead will be able to start the next contest soon.

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  18. Triskelion

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    Admiral: I had just graduated the academy when this contest started.


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  19. doubleohfive

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    Captain's log, Stardate 45345.6. I have once again saved the day. Our passenger, Admiral Jameson, was quite appreciative when I told him that his reverse-aging drug is not really necessary...he can achieve the same look with Just For Men® AutoStop™.