TNG Caption This! 310: The Lightning Round!

Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by LeadHead, Apr 3, 2013.

Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.
  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2000
    Location:
    On the Citadel or The TrekBBS Armada Starbase
    Hello everyone! Yeah, it's not saturday or Sunday, it's Tuesday and I'm very late. Sorry about that, between busy work and trips to the airport and long car rides, it's been a crazy time for yours truly. You've been quite patient, lets go!

    [​IMG]

    First up to the plate, we have the "Crucial Technology" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Honest Advice" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Mood Sufficiently Ruined" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Emergency Situation" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Tough Competition" Award, going to:



    [​IMG]

    Our Photoshop Award, goes to:


    [​IMG]

    Congratulations to our winners and many thanks to everyone who participated! And now, rather than have the last contest go two weeks or have this one go a week and a half, this one will be a Lightning Round!

    4 Days!

    3 Pictures!

    GO!

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    [​IMG]

    Enjoy!
     
  2. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2000
    Location:
    On the Citadel or The TrekBBS Armada Starbase
    [​IMG]

    Worf: You're late, again. One more time and old baldy makes me First Officer.

    [​IMG]

    (Sorry to non Oakland A's Fans)

    Picard: LETS GO OAKLAND!

    [​IMG]

    Worf: Seriously, Doctor: You're not fooling anyone with the bigger lab coats and hiding behind bio beds. We know you're pregnant.
     
  3. R. Star

    R. Star Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Jun 15, 2012
    Location:
    Shangri-La
    Thanks for the win LeadHead!

    [​IMG]

    Crusher: He's still mad at you?
    Riker: I never thought he'd take the whoopie cushion in his chair at poker night so personally.
    Crusher: Apparently flatulence is without honor in the Klingon Empire.

    [​IMG]

    Picard: Here's to the finest captain in Starfleet!!!
    Crewmen: .....
    Picard: ...what?

    [​IMG]

    Crusher: Welcome Mr. Worf! Five strips of latinum if you want a happy ending!
     
  4. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Mar 8, 2008
    Location:
    Rekindling the light of civilization
    Woo Hoo! Thanks for the KBLA LeadHead! Q'Pla!

    [​IMG]

    Riker: Crap! he saw me.

    Crusher:
    Why not just pay him the five dollars you bet him he could not beat you leg wrestling, Will?

    Riker:
    He sharted! The entire time!


    [​IMG]

    If you gentlemen are done with Ensign Timmy I have a Captain's log that's not going to enter itself.


    [​IMG]

    Worf: I might have known. They put the "Security" water fountain all the way down here.

    Crusher:
    Oooh, let's play Jenga!
     
  5. Mutai Sho-Rin

    Mutai Sho-Rin Crusty Old Bastard Moderator

    Joined:
    Jul 31, 2001
    Location:
    Orange, CA USA
    [grumble, grumble, grumble] 'BOUT DAMN TIME [grumble, grumble, grumble]

    *Said with a wink.*
     
  6. TommyR01D

    TommyR01D Lieutenant Commander Red Shirt

    Joined:
    Oct 28, 2011
    Location:
    UK
    [​IMG]

    Beverly: Will, are you sure you know the way to sickbay?
    Riker: (angrily) YES!
     
  7. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    May 10, 2005
    Location:
    The visitor's bullpen
    [​IMG]

    Janeway: All right, Will, you know the drill. 500 credits. 600 and the redhead can watch.
     
  8. shivkala

    shivkala Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Apr 26, 2004
    Location:
    Patrolling Sector 2814
    TFTW, Leadhead!

    [​IMG]

    Worf: Commander, hold on, I need to get to engineering. Hold the door!

    Riker: Sure thing.

    Crusher: Hey, Will, let's hold it until he's right here, then we'll close it.

    Riker: I like how you think, Doctor.

    [​IMG]

    Picard: You know what we need? A good drinking song! Here's a classic: I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down, I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never gonna keep me down...

    Crusher: Pissing the night away, pissing the night away

    Picard: He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink, He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink, He sings the songs that remind him of the good times, He sings the songs that remind him of the better times

    [​IMG]

    Crusher: That thing? Okay, I admit it, I have a Space-Bay problem. I just love winning useless junk in internet auctions!
     
  9. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2002
    Location:
    Somewhere in the South Pacific
    TFTW, LeadHead!

    [​IMG]

    Crusher: "Yes, it's a tribble incubator. I know you Klingons don't like tribbles, but guess what? You're not the boss of me!"
     
  10. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2001
    Location:
    Out of my brain on the 5:15
    [​IMG]

    CRUSHER: Yep, Worf knows you and Deanna hooked up last night.

    [​IMG]

    Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!

    After waking up naked and in a pool of his own vomit for the second time, Picard decided that fraternizing with the crew was a bad idea.
     
  11. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Mar 8, 2008
    Location:
    Rekindling the light of civilization
    [​IMG]

    Crusher: I put some gagh-flavored ones in there like you asked.
     
  12. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2001
    Location:
    Out of my brain on the 5:15
    [​IMG]

    CRUSHER: The Triskelion ambassador just bet me 100 quatoos, that you'd show up asking about his gambling debts.
     
  13. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Mar 8, 2008
    Location:
    Rekindling the light of civilization
    [​IMG]

    Crusher: Another customer come to see my foreskin collection.

    [​IMG]

    Worf:<Shakes head>
    Riker: Data's still on the bridge. Let's go have another martini.

    [​IMG]

    Janeway: Pardon me, do you happen to have any Grey Poupon?
     
  14. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2001
    Location:
    Out of my brain on the 5:15
    [​IMG]

    JANEWAY: Are you familiar with works of Aerosmith?
     
  15. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Mar 8, 2008
    Location:
    Rekindling the light of civilization
    [​IMG]

    Crusher: I'm...going to...set the...place on fire.....my red stapler....
     
  16. Mr. Laser Beam

    Mr. Laser Beam Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    May 10, 2005
    Location:
    The visitor's bullpen
    [​IMG]

    Crusher: They're the nards of all my previous boyfriends. Why do you ask?
     
  17. inflatabledalek

    inflatabledalek Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Joined:
    Jun 7, 2011
    [​IMG]

    Riker: One bridge, right Worf?

    Worf: You're never going to let me forget that are you?

    [​IMG]

    Picard: ...at this point you may consume your weak lemon drink.

    [​IMG]

    Crusher: All i did was remove the Captain's brain and put it in this giant dildo. Is that a crime?

    Worf: Did you get his consent first?

    Crusher: Err.... Yes.

    Worf: OK, case closed.
     
  18. Mojochi

    Mojochi Commodore Commodore

    Joined:
    Aug 18, 2007
    [​IMG]

    Riker: Worf! The captain said abandon ship!

    Worf: Pussies

    [​IMG]

    Captain's Log: The unsuccessful random auditioning of members for my barbershop quartet continues

    [​IMG]

    Crusher: Betazoid STDs are not to be taken lightly, now get over here, disrobe & bend over
     
  19. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Mar 8, 2008
    Location:
    Rekindling the light of civilization
    [​IMG]

    Worf: In or out, I'm not paying to air condition the galaxy.


    [​IMG]

    Picard: To Commander Riker, whom the Klingon Captain Kargan described in his official report, saying, "By the time he had come aboard, he had already lost his gagh reflex."


    [​IMG]

    Sorry, Worf. I don't do "Ridge enhancement."
     
  20. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2000
    Location:
    On the Citadel or The TrekBBS Armada Starbase
Thread Status:
Not open for further replies.

Share This Page