TNG Caption This! 308: The day LeadHead broke the server

Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by LeadHead, Mar 17, 2013.

  1. Mutai Sho-Rin

    Mutai Sho-Rin Crusty Old Bastard Moderator

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    No, neither funny nor appropriate. Your adolescent notion of adult discourse is tiresome. Grow up or move on.
     
  2. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Picard: Alas poor Yorick, I knew him Horatio.
    Riker: Ensign Yorick? He transferred to Starbase 3, I think.
    Picard: Hamlet, Number One.
    Riker: Lieutenant Hamlet is at Starfleet Command Quartermaster's office in Beijing, I think.
    Picard: Shakespeare, Will.
    Riker: Shakespeare will what? Transfer aboard Enterprise?
    Data: Allow me, sir.
    Picard: Please, Data.
    Data: The Captain has undoubtedly found a spear on an archaeological dig. He wishes you to shake it.
    Picard: Geordi?
    Geordi: I thought Yorick went down with the Tolstoy at Worf 359.
    Riker: War and peace. Now that's a good book.
    Geordi: For cracking nuts?
    Riker: What else?
    Picard: I wonder if I can just slam my head through this transparent aluminium window.
    Data: A-Loo-min-um, sir.
     
  3. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Let me add my two cents to that just to lay any possibilities to rest.

    That kind of joke is not a joke to me. It would never win or be considered for a win. I know my sense of humor can sometimes be indecipherable, but that will never be funny to me.
     
  4. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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