TNG Caption This! 305: I, Caption

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  1. Wintermute

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    Data: As you can see, Captain, the apparatus is designed to redirect molecular cohesion by converting subspace anion flux around symmetrical triaxilating waveguide nodes. However I have detected that in application, the proposed elongation effects are offset by an inverse loss of girth.

    Geordi:
    In short, it doesn't work.

    Data:
    Is that not what I just said?

    Picard: There's $29.95 down the sonic toilet.
     
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    Riker hated when Picard made him apologize for seducing ambassadors' girlfriends.

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    Picard: It seems our supply of chocolate is unusually low. I want you to look into this, Counselor.
     
  3. Santa Garrus

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