TNG Caption This! 305: I, Caption

Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by The Illusive Man, Feb 17, 2013.

  1. Kick the Can

    Kick the Can Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Mar 8, 2008
    Triskelion the Tricky Hellion ☠

    Data: As you can see, Captain, the apparatus is designed to redirect molecular cohesion by converting subspace anion flux around symmetrical triaxilating waveguide nodes. However I have detected that in application, the proposed elongation effects are offset by an inverse loss of girth.

    In short, it doesn't work.

    Is that not what I just said?

    Picard: There's $29.95 down the sonic toilet.
  2. Honorable Ensign

    Honorable Ensign Commander Red Shirt

    Jan 27, 2004
    Riker hated when Picard made him apologize for seducing ambassadors' girlfriends.

    Picard: It seems our supply of chocolate is unusually low. I want you to look into this, Counselor.
  3. The Illusive Man

    The Illusive Man Leader of Cerberus Premium Member

    Oct 3, 2000