TNG Caption This! 301: Fate protects fools children & Caption Contests

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  1. The Laughing Vulcan

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    Picard os: "No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you got off the turbolift, did you notice a sign that said "Dead Android Storage"? "
    Worf: "Captain, you know I ain't seen no... "
    Picard: "Did you notice a sign that said "Dead Android Storage"? "
    Worf: "No. I didn't. "
    Picard: "You know WHY you didn't see that sign?"
    Worf: "Why?"
    Picard: "'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead androids ain't my fucking business, that's why!"
     
  2. shivkala

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    I tip my hat to you, sir, that was a great one!
     
  3. Nerys Myk

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    PICARD: Lets see, "Special Interests". Archaeology. Shakespeare. Diplomacy....

    Good lord, even I wouldn't want to debate me after reading my SpaceDate profile.
     
  4. NX-01

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    Picard (Thinking) - Stupid draw something......how the hell do you draw Kronos?!?!?! Fuck it, I'll just write it!!

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    Worf - Am I that boring to watch???

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    Worf - Carrying you is grave dishonour!
    Data - I won the poker hand, you stated if you lost you'd be my slave for a week.
    Worf - I didn't think you'd enforce it....
    Data - Had I lost would you have made me look after your brat for a week?
    Worf - Of course!!!
    Data - Trust me it would have been worse for me if I had lost.
    Worf - True......

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    Riker - Geordie I just don't see it.
    Geordie - How can you not?
    Riker - He looks nothing like Lore!!
     
  5. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Geordi: Why aye man! I can get Warp 9.9 for ya's like!

    Data: Inquiry. "Geordie" LaForge?

    Riker: Now we know Data's working again, because his humor detector doesn't.
     
  6. Nerys Myk

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    GEORDI: We're not drawing a penis on his forehead!!
     
  7. Captain April

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    Picard: C, C, C, C...


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    Worf: I warned him about installing Windows 8 sir.

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    Geordi: I'm givin' you the shirt off my back in this deal. Look, he's hardly used and he's got super low mileage. What's it gonna take to get you and this android together?
     
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  8. Triskelion

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    Deanna as Sailor Moon. Best sketch yet!


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    Computer. Play "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred.
     
  9. T'Girl

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    Picard:


    Nife ... nife ... nife

    I refuse to use spell checker

    neee eye "fffff"

    Nife

    Bloody hell
     
  10. uberfalcon

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    Brilliance.
     
  11. Isis

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    Picard: "Note to self: No more bets with Beverly, no matter how horny I am. Because if she won once, she can win again, and I can end up doing even more of young Mr. Crusher's homework."
     
  12. inflatabledalek

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    Picard: Computer, I asked for the files on the Starship Yamato, not the Battleship Yamato.


    Wait... is this one of those anime's with naked chicks?

    Computer: Negative.

    Picard: Bring up the files on the Starship Yamato computer.
     
  13. BriGuy

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    Picard: ...ok, 3 here... 5, 9... 1... MERDE!

    Riker: Captain, Romulan vessel decloaking, you're needed on the bridge.

    Picard: Not now Number One!

    OK, 2 here... 4... 6...
     
  14. BriGuy

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    Figures.

    His positronic network failed the day after his warranty expired.
     
  15. Triskelion

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    Worf: Captain, the Pakleds are flooding the market with their own Soong-type android. They call him Mister Dater.

    Picard: Curse you Ambassador T'Pel, I mean Sub-Commander Selok from Data's Day!

    Worf: They should call him Mister Leakypants.
     
  16. Nerys Myk

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    WORF: Look, just decide where you want him. I'm sick of moving him around.
     
  17. doubleohfive

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    THE DOCTOR: Worf? Son of Mogh? Is that you?
     
  18. JonnyBoy

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    Picard: Mr. Worf, when I ordered everyone to pick a souvenir before abandoning ship, I meant something like a PADD, or maybe one of the blobby ships on the wall in the lounge.
     
  19. Triskelion

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    This should keep the door to your ready room open, sir.
     
  20. doubleohfive

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    Fed up with his malfunctioning android, Worf waits patiently at the Enterprise's Genius Bar to get his first iPhone.