TNG Caption This! 298: Free For All!

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  1. Velocity

    Velocity Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Picard: Listen to me! I said, Listen to Me!

    Riva: What? What? I can't hear you! You're covering up my ears!
     
  2. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    PICARD: There's gotta be away to make this look like an accident.
     
  3. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Data: I read the Yelp reviews. Commander Riker gave the Stinking Gorn four Vulcan salutes, and recommended the Parthas à la Yuta.

    Picard: When I develop a taste for sehlat taint, I'll let you know, Data.
     
  4. TrickyDickie

    TrickyDickie Commodore Commodore

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    Geordi: "I feel like I'm wearing somebody's old quilt!"

    Picard: "I feel that if I can't grow hair on the top of my head, then I'm damned well going to grow it somewhere!"

    Data: "I feel....like I belong in an old episode of 'Maude'!"

    Beverly: "I feel like I'm losing my mind!"
     
  5. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Crusher: You guys want to go f*ck up ST: Enterprise?
    All:
    I'm in.
    Me too.
    Make it so.
     
  6. Finn

    Finn Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Beverly: Just like old times

    Picard: Remember the time Wil used the fake NX-01 holonovel to help decide whether to tell me about the Pegasus cloaking device or not?

    Geordi: *chuckle* Good Ol' Reg. I still can't believe he pulled that on Wil.

    Data: Buffoon
     
  7. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    GEORDI: If Picard's belt was any higher it would be a bra.

    PICARD: I'm old not deaf, LaForge!!!!
     
  8. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Data: So y'all ready to recreate Dukes of Hazzard on the holodeck?
    Geordi: Let's go, cuz.
    Beverly: Just let me get my Daisy Dukes on. Are you ready, Uncle Jesse?
    Picard: If Hogg lays one hand on y'all I'll shove a apple in his mouth and my foot up his ass.
     
  9. jespah

    jespah Commodore Commodore

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    Data: Crusher's belt is her bra.

    Crusher: I'm old not deaf, Data!
     
  10. TrickyDickie

    TrickyDickie Commodore Commodore

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    Picard: "Number One, get that new crewman Hansen back here on the double!"
     
  11. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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