TNG Caption This! 298: Free For All!

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  1. T'Girl

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    Picard: "This look like an establishment that can supply our needs Mr. Data."

    Data: "Beer and fat chicks Captain?

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    Jonathan Frakes: "Oh yeah everyone, ha ha. Real fukking funny."

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    Picard: "Data, do you have any question about Marti Gras?"

    Data: "Yes Captain, why is Counselor Troi accumulating all the beads?"

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  2. Triskelion

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    I have one rule, Data.
    "No fat chicks?"
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  7. shivkala

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    While such "gems" as Batman and Robin, Meteor Man, Steel, etc., one can often easily forget another entry into the "Worst Comic Book Movies of All Time from the 90's" category, Baldman and Whitey.
     
  8. JirinPanthosa

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    I'll add a little bit of same-actor fun.

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    CASSIDY: Ben! Um, this is awkward. It's just you're away on the Defiant so often, and when I met Nikolai on this planet, he thought I was one of the natives.

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    You know, this might all make sense if Kassidy Yates as a Section-31 intelligence officer, sent to investigate Worf's brother, and then, later, sent to infiltrate the Marquis...

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  11. Triskelion

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    The French Tickler and his sidekick, Assbot.
     
  12. T'Girl

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    Tasha: "They also make you feel like you're seven feet tall."

    (Is Crosby standing on a box in this shot?)

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  14. Isis

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    Picard misunderstood the meaning of "getting lit over the holidays."
     
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    Guinan: Around the world in eighty mother f*in days....
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    Geordi, Guinan asked me to tell you to stop transporting all the tequila.


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    Captain, are you aware that your tank is infested with Venusian sea monkeys?

    What are they doing, Data?

    They would appear to be giving me the middle flipper.
     
  17. Isis

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  18. Isis

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  19. Gary7

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    Enterprise Prom Night threw up some unexpected couples.