TNG Caption This! 298: Free For All!

Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by LeadHead, Dec 31, 2012.

  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Good evening Captioners, with 2012 rapidly ending and 2013 about to start, with the holiday season coming and going and this contest being so close to its 300th thread, it feels like the right time for me to do something I almost never do.

    Who are the winners this week? You are.

    I decided that this week, everyone was a winner! There were many hilarious captions, too many to count and believe it or not, this wasn't a time-saving gesture on my part! :)

    It's how I wanted to say today, Thank you to all of you, the loyal captioners and the loyal viewers of this contest. I am humbled and honored each and every week by the fact that you all come back and keep being hilarious.

    Congratulations on your win!

    Have a Happy New Year!

    Thank you, everyone.

    And, why not take it a step further? Let you who have so much fun with these contests get something different for this week too? Welcome to the drivers seat.

    This contest is a Free For All.

    What does that mean? You can use any TNG image, Standard Def, Blu-Ray, etc. and caption it.

    The only restriction I will place is to remember the forum rules about objectionable content. TNG really doesn't have much that would cause a problem there, but lets be considerate of that.

    How do I post a picture? Trekcore is your friend! Find an image there, copy it to your computer and use a hosting site like Imageshack or Photobucket to get it online for ya!

    Any Questions?

    I'll provide the first image:

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    Let the fun begin!
     
  2. LeadHead

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  5. shivkala

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    TFTWs, Leadhead! Happy New Year!

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  7. LeadHead

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  11. Isis

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    Awesome, LeadHead. And best wishes for a great 2013, everyone. :bolian:

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    Picard: "Wait... We don't just have to caption the pictures... we've got to pick the pictures as well? This is too much effort for New Year's! I'm drunk and Doctor Crusher isn't putting out... I don't have time to choose screen grabs!

    Riva: Just make a caption for a pic somebody else uploaded. But be sure to mention how picking your own picture was too much effort for your lazy ass self, that is amazingly post modern.

    Picard: Really? It's not a bit old hat and obvious?

    Riva: Nah, especially if you point out it's old hat and obvious. That's even more post modern! As long as you remember to do it in character.

    Picard: OK!
     
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