TNG Caption This! 294: Say hello to Season 2!

Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by LeadHead, Dec 3, 2012.

  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Happy Sunday night everyone! Very sorry for the late late start, without getting too deeply into it, I've been in a whirlwind of insane circumstances over the past few days.


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    First up to the plate, we have the "Bad connections" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Love hurts" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Spies Like we aren't anymore" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Live Long and Learn how to do the salute Properly" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Just nobody say anything..." Award, going to:


    The Photoshop Award, goes to:


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    Thanks to everyone for participating and congratulations to our winners!

    Thanks also for your patience. This month looks to be crazy for me so I can't guarantee that things will go smoothly, but I will try my best to keep things running smoothly.

    With Season 2 on blu-ray coming out this week, lets celebrate with some season 2 images!


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    Enjoy!
     
  2. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Worf: I do not recognize you! I must kill you!

    Riker: Geez, Worf! It's just a beard!

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    Wesley: Hey, Enterprise! Come back!!!

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    Worf: I'm getting a voice message, they say their chambers coil is overloading their comm system.

    Picard: Data?

    Data: Scanning, their coil emissions are normal.

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    Picard: (muttering in his sleep).... need to fire Pulaski.... bring Crusher back....
     
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    Data: It's the Saratoga

    Riker: There's a Lieutenant Commader aboard we might be interested with. An engineer with ship design background. Plus he knows Dax. He's old so the next one might be a hot babe and come over visit...

    Picard: Nah, I'm sure he'd be happier if he remained there.
     
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    The Mark 1 Lens Flare Generators were less than impressive.


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    RIKER: [humming TOS fight theme] DUH duh DUH duh DUH DUH DUH DUH, duh DUH duh DUH duh DUH DUH DUUUUUUHHH...

    WORF: Stop that!




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    Picard: Excellent work modifying the warp drive to run off the ship's sewage system.
    LaForge: Let Dr Brahms say I fouled up her engine design now!

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    Riker: Wait Worf! What is this all about?
    Worf: Klingon tradition dictates when a superior is incompetent, his subordinate assist with his honorable retirement.

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    Wesley: That's right baby, I'm gonna rock your world! Get it? We're on a rocky, planet? HAHAHA.
    Salia: So, I guess this is your first date too?

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    Riker: This mission concerns me.
    Troi: If you can't handle it, perhaps you should consider a transport ship. There's a lot less pressure there.
    Picard: There's one right now.

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    Pulaski: (muttering) Crap! I have no idea how to work this thing. Why can't they just let me stick with my scalpels and leeches?
     
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  8. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    PULASKI: Yep, he's drunk again.
     
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    "...what smells like pink?"

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    Wesley: "I got her a Robert McCall painting. Bitches love Robert McCall."

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    Picard: "Numbah One, what ship is that?"

    Riker: "The Saratoga, sir."

    Picard: "Well, they're boned."

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    Pulaski: "He put himself to sleep with his own sanctimonious monologue!"
     
  10. Triskelion

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    Plans disappear. Dreams take over. But wherever I go, there you are. My luck, my fate, my fortune. Enterprise No. D. Inevitable.



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    Riker: The safeword is "kway-sawnt."


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    Wesley: I spend hours on the holodeck painting the rings of Uranus.

    <She knees him in the nards>


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    You see, Deanna? The blinkers turn off.


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    Pulaski: His insurance premiums are through the roof!
     
  11. Isis

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    Data (OS, in shuttle behind ship): "Captain, why do the Enterprise's brake lights keep going on?"

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    Salia: "Not cool."
     
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    Riker: "Yeah, well I've been watching Jackie Chan movies."

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    Salia: "You know when I said that I wanted you to take me to heaven and back, this isn't what I had in mind."

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    Khan os: "Give me Genesis!"
    Picard: "Computer, transmits all works of the group Genesis, Phil Collins era. engage prefix code and set playback on loop."
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    Khan with strains of Sussudio in background: "Noooo! Your cruelty knows no bounds. We surrender. We surrender!"
    Picard: "And that's how it's done, Numbah One! You handle the clean-up. I'll be in my ready room, feeding my fish."

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    Pulaski: "The tricorder confirms it. Excessive eye make-up. Alert ship's beautician. Stat. We have a 5-12 coming in. A 5-12."
     
  15. inflatabledalek

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    Berman: Hey Gene, remember how I said that completely avoiding all gay characters made us look kind of homophobic?

    Roddenberry: I don't know why, I like a lesbian as much as the next man.

    Berman: Yeah... anyway, when I said that as a progressive science fiction show we should do an episode that dealt with modern issues facing young gay men and women in the 1980's... I didn't really mean just make space a bit pink for the week.


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    Riker: OK, OK... I'm sorry I said it'd would have been better to make you the new Doctor and have the crabby old woman as security chief.

    Worf:...and?

    Riker: And that Tasha's rotting corpse could do your job better.

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    Wesley: So what do you think?

    Salia: It's a beautiful romantic place. If a man were to actually go to the effort of taking me here rather than just showing it me on a Holodeck I'd so sleep with him.

    Wesley: Damn.

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    Picard: Oh look, another 100 year old ship has come to grief. Star Fleet really need to invest in some new kit.

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    Troi: What is it Doctor?

    Pulaski: It's just I hardly get to be in captions, I'm savouring the moment.
     
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    RIKER: That should do it Captain; not even a chance of lens flare now.



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    RIKER: An old rusty pipe versus a razor-sharp blade? What am I supposed to do, kill you with tetanus?



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    WESLEY: So, am I getting lucky tonight?
    SALIA: Look Wesley, a flock of airborne swine!



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    PICARD (thinking): I know Riker wants to hold hands, but Worf would see us from Tactical and our secret would be out.



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  19. Triskelion

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    Romulan Commander Jarak Custo: Note ze way she distracts predators wiz a smokescreen of pink hydrozhen, in ze elegant ballet of interstellar melee.

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    Every day it's the same old thing: killing for honor, dying for honor, honoring the dead, ritual suicide. Sigh. I wish someone would program a Klingon ice cream parlor.

    Oh? What's your favorite flavor?

    Rocky Road with Gummy Gagh sprinkles.


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    Wesley: Oh, here's a Starbucks.
    Salia: I thought you said this was an authentic reproduction.
    Wesley: I'm in Starfleet. We don't lie.
    Salia: Whatever.
     
  20. Triskelion

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    Riker: Powerful.
    Troi: Graceful.
    Wesley: Auto-powered.

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    Fluctuating heart rate...elevated norepinephrine levels...cellular disruption...extreme - nippular chafing?