TNG Caption This! 293: The Return of the Blu-Ray Images!

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  1. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk The Real Me Premium Member

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    PICARD: Another brilliant job by the Starfleet Corps of Engineers!!!!
     
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    Data: No sir. She was your...Dominatrix.

    Picard: So. You didn't travel to a parallel universe, did you Mister Data.

    Data: No sir.

    Picard: In fact, you just read my diary, didn't you.

    Data: Yes sir.

    Picard: Do you know what you must do now, Data?

    Data: Yes sir.

    Picard: It's not a reprimand.

    Data: Erasing my memory bank will actually be a relief, sir.

    Picard: Make it so.

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  4. Nerys Myk

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  5. LeadHead

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    New contest will either start later tonight or tomorrow!
     
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  7. LeadHead

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    I'm very sorry everyone, but my ISP in their infinite stupidity has seen it fit to crash my Internet service. I have no idea when I'll be able to start the next contest. Hopefully it'll be today, but I make no guarantees.
     
  8. Nerys Myk

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    PICARD: That should do it, Numbah One. There's no way Leadhead can post the pics for the next contest, now.
     
  9. LeadHead

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