TNG Caption This! 293: The Return of the Blu-Ray Images!

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  1. The Laughing Vulcan

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  3. Isis

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  4. Holdfast

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    With this set of captions, I bring you, Star Trek: The Dance Generation...

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    "Oppa, Gangnam Style"

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    "Hey, Macarena"

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    "You put your right hand in, your right hand out, in, out, in, out..."

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    Data never understood the concept of Musical Chairs. But judging by the number of seats, neither did the rest of the crew.

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  5. Ríu ríu chíu

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  7. doubleohfive

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  8. Mistral

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  9. doubleohfive

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  10. Triskelion

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    Data: What is Coriander?
    Data: Where is Morondava, Madagascar?
    Data: What is the thirteen thousandth, five hundred twenty-first protein encoded transcript scaffold of the human genome?

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  11. Skywalker

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  12. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    ....Don't leave me hanging bro!!


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  13. Triskelion

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    No, I prefer the white sun hat over the purple, Data. It is to greet the Vulcan ambassador, after all.

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    Riker: "Yes sir, perhaps I'll merely lean back slightly."

    Woosh, smack.

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    Picard: "You're correct Mister Data, apparently I don't know where this finger's been."

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  15. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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  16. Isis

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    Things were so slow that week that Picard was glad young Mr. Crusher volunteered to lead the crew in a game of statues.



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  20. Honorable Ensign

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    Worf: Commander--
    Riker: Not now, Worf. We're busy mocking Deanna's shoes.