TNG Caption This! 290: Security Concerns...

Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by LeadHead, Nov 5, 2012.

  1. ThankQ

    ThankQ Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2003
    Location:
    Omnipresent
    [​IMG]

    "Worf to Picard: Target is having a sale on Totes, but you have to bring the coupon from the cicular."
     
    Last edited: Nov 6, 2012
  2. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Jan 24, 2002
    Location:
    Somewhere in the South Pacific
    [​IMG]

    Picard: "Starfleet is curious about why, shortly after assimilating me, the Borg suddenly came up with the idea of a Borg queen. Have you any theories on that, Number One?"
     
  3. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2001
    Location:
    Out of my brain on the 5:15
    [​IMG]

    PICARD: Riker, stop checking your reflection on my head!!!!
     
  4. ThankQ

    ThankQ Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2003
    Location:
    Omnipresent
    [​IMG]

    Photobombs... of the FUTURE!
     
  5. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Mar 8, 2008
    Location:
    Rekindling the light of civilization
    [​IMG]

    Data: You have removed me from my protective case. I will not be as valuable.
     
  6. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2001
    Location:
    Out of my brain on the 5:15
    [​IMG]

    GEORDIE: Back off, I'm texting with my girlfriend!

    PICARD: We know, we're waiting to see if she's real.
     
  7. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2000
    Location:
    On the Citadel or The TrekBBS Armada Starbase
    [​IMG]

    Picard: Report, Mr. La Forge.

    La Forge: Jar Jar Binks has started a new caption contest in the Enterprise forum!

    Picard: Transmit the Link immediately!
     
  8. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Mar 8, 2008
    Location:
    Rekindling the light of civilization
    [​IMG]

    Worf to bridge, The Captain's shipment of Vulcan marital aids has arrived.

    Shall I arrange a wedding reception, Lieutenant Worf?

    Yes, Data. Yes you should.


    [​IMG]

    Crewman: Where should we dump this junk, Chief?
    O'Brien: Junk? This is a genuine extraterrestrial object d'art on eBay.
    Crewman: Come to think of it this would go great over my sofa.
    O'Brien: Bidding starts at midnight.
     
  9. Nerys Myk

    Nerys Myk Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Nov 4, 2001
    Location:
    Out of my brain on the 5:15
    [​IMG]

    CREWMAN: When you said "jigsaw puzzle", I was expecting something a little smaller.
     
  10. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

    Joined:
    May 31, 2009
    LeadHead, TFTW. :cool:

    [​IMG]

    When the Borg collective fell on difficult economic times, the carpet cleaning service opened by some of them was not well received.
     
  11. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Mar 8, 2008
    Location:
    Rekindling the light of civilization
    [​IMG]

    Picard: Number One, the entire ship is being flooded with anasthazine gas. Would you know anything about that?

    Riker: No?

    <Entire crew passes out; Data looks over shoulder at Science II station>

    [​IMG]

    LaForge: All right, I've erased the body from the neck down.

    Riker: Now take the body from Ro's service record.

    Ro: No! Computer, paste the Crusher boy's body on this profile!

    MacDuff: Nice! Computer, add feety pajamas and a gorch breakout!

    Picard: Computer, update Starfleet service record authorization Picard alpha three. Add level one encrypted security protocol against any future adjustments or tampering.

    Worf: What are you all doing?

    Geordi <Closes screen>: All systems nominal, sir.
     
  12. T'Girl

    T'Girl Vice Admiral Admiral

    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2009
    Location:
    T'Girl
    Ro: Why is the address listed as "Holodeck Two?"

    :)
     
  13. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

    Joined:
    May 31, 2009
    [​IMG]

    Maitre D' (OS): "Sorry, there's no reservation for 6 under the name Jean-Luc Picard."

    Picard: "Hmm. Young Mr. Crusher assured me he made the reservations. I thought I told him to make the reservation under my name, but maybe he missed that. Do you have any parties of 6 at all?"

    Maitre D' (OS): "Let's see. We do have one—an A. Nalfisher. Is that your group?"

    Picard: "On second thought, I seem to be mistaken. We decided to eat in after all. Sorry to trouble you."

    Geordi (to self): "That Wesley, he always has to get so gross. I told him we should have gone with Ivana B. Luft."



    [​IMG]

    Even in the 24th Century, it took forever to get the photocopier repair person on site.
     
  14. Bones_McCoy21

    Bones_McCoy21 Commander Red Shirt

    Joined:
    Nov 22, 2011
    Location:
    McCoy's Quarters
    [​IMG]
    Borg: We are the Knights Who Say Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptangya Ziiinnggggggg Ni!
     
    Last edited: Nov 9, 2012
  15. Triskelion

    Triskelion Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Joined:
    Mar 8, 2008
    Location:
    Rekindling the light of civilization
    [​IMG]


    Borg: Your multiple techniques will be added to our own.
     
  16. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

    Joined:
    May 31, 2009
    [​IMG]

    Picard: "Numbah One, I have to say that's one of your less impressive poses."

    Riker: "Pose? This is a Charley Horse, I'm stuck like this, and you'd better page Dr. Crusher immediately!"
     
  17. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

    Joined:
    May 31, 2009
    [​IMG]

    Borg drone: "We'll thank you to clean up after the feline for whom you have assumed care."

    Data (to self): "I knew I should not have given Spot that plomeek."
     
  18. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

    Joined:
    May 31, 2009
    [​IMG]

    O'Brien: "Well, we've answered an age-old question."

    <brief pause>

    O'Brien: "Mugatus are not toilet trainable."
     
  19. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

    Joined:
    May 31, 2009
    [​IMG]

    Picard: "So according to this newscast, the State of Florida has finally determined that Barack Obama carried the state in the 2012 U.S. presidential election."

    Riker: "And it took only a little over 300 years. They must be slipping."
     
  20. Balrog

    Balrog Commodore Commodore

    Joined:
    Jan 12, 2008
    Location:
    Balrog
    [​IMG]

    Borg on Data's right: We are The Borg. Resistance is futile. But go ahead - Resist! C'mon! Just try it, pal!

    Borg on Data's left: Give it a rest already, 2 of 3. Geez...
     

Share This Page