TNG Caption This! 289: Spooky Starship!

Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by LeadHead, Oct 27, 2012.

  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Happy Halloween Week everyone! I'm doing something crazy this week! I'm starting a contest on time! :rommie:

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    First up to the plate, we have the "I really hope that's not what Siri will be doing in 5 years" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Welcome to the Club" Award, going to:


    Next, we have the "MORE POWER!!!!!" Award, going to:

    Next, we have the "Best of 3?" Award, going to:

    Next, there were A LOT of fantastic entries for this picture, it was tough to narrow it down to just 2 and impossible to choose one, so double awards!

    The "Things have changed a bit since The Voyage Home" Award, goes to:

    The "Don't mess with The Picard" Award, goes to:

    And, a big yay for me! Lots of great Photoshop entries, like the picture above, too many great ones to choose just one, so multiple winners here too!

    Here they are:





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    Many thanks to everyone who participated and congratulations to our winners! And now, a more spooky themed contest in preparation for October 31st! It does contain a special treat: An extra picture to caption!

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    Enjoy!
     
  2. LeadHead

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  5. Jonas Grumby

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    Thanks for the win, LeadHead!

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