Thanks for the win! Picard: I really don't have time to deal with this. Tell Lwaxana I'm launching a deep space probe. She'll understand. Riker: Do you think the captain knows? Data: Forensic analysis indicates the photographs could be photoshopped. LaForge: We'd better let him know Lwaxana has changed her facebook status to married... with pictures. Argyle: A fat Scotsman was good enough for the first Enterprise... damned affirmative action costing me my job! Data: Most intruging... may I... touch them? -turbolift opens- Troi: Perhaps now's not the good time. The captain gets territorial about me and his chair. Data: Signal from Starfleet command, sir. Admiral Nechayev orders you to stop fucking around and get some shit done. Picard: The bitch... everyone thinks I turned down promotion because I wanted to explore... I just didn't want to work with her every day.