TNG Caption This! 287: More Blu-Ray!

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  1. Triskelion

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    Picard:
    Mr Worf erased his history, but neglected to delete his cache. I typed in "Qo'noS Course" and it took me to "Qo'noS Intercourse. Look, with pictures."

    Troi: Captain.

    Troi: Captain.

    Troi: Captain.

    Picard: You are all dismissed.
     
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    Picard: "Great idea to order out, Numbah One. The BLT on toast looks good. Put me down for two, light on the mayo."
     
  11. LeadHead

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    Picard: Data, please demonstrate an Earth greeting.

    Data: Hello, how are you, sir?

    Picard:
    Now demonstrate a human greeting on the Boulevard of Clichy in Pigalle, Paris. Subquery: Prostitute pick ups.

    Data: Sir.

    Picard: That's an order, Commander.

    Data: Kā jums, ko jūs darāt uz sestdiena?

    Picard: What was that?

    Data: Latvian.

    Picard (muttering): Connard.

     
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