TNG Caption This! 287: More Blu-Ray!

Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by LeadHead, Oct 15, 2012.

  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Hello everyone! Let's get this party started!


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    First the "Intoxicated" Award, chosen by Mr. Laser Beam, going to:

    Next, we have the "“If the planet has three suns, maybe you should spend your whole vacation in the casino” Award, chosen by Isis AKA Ann Dorian, going to:

    Next, we have the "This Economy Stinks!" Award, going to:

    EDIT: Judging Complete! The "Crossover" Award, as chosen by Zombie Cheerleader AKA Nerys Myk, goes to:


    Next, the last image I had intended to find a Guest judge for, however, I didn't get the chance to do that, so I gave the Guest Judges a little extra on this one. They submitted their choices and since there was no clear consensus, I'll pick the winner from their nominees.

    Since we're doing things a little differently, how bout we show the nominees, since they're all winners!



    And the winner is...

    (Drumroll)

    Wait, wait, wait where did the drums come from?

    LeadHead is knocked out by the drummer who picks up the envelope and reads the winner:


    Our Photoshop award, goes to:


    And of course, don't we all need a Klingon Belly Laugh?


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    Many thanks to all of our Guest Judges, for a great change in the routine. We have now done this twice and very successfully. I dare say, we may have guest judges again someday...

    And now, more blu-ray TNG Captioning!!!

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    Enjoy!
     
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  2. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Yar: Wait! I'm not supposed to die yet!!

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    Picard: Number One, were you expecting a package from that freighter?

    Riker: Yes, Sir. Why?

    Picard: Awkward, you see, the Photon Torpedoes are very easy to launch.

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    Riker: So how did I do?

    Musician: zzzzzzz....
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    La Forge: (thinking) Maybe the blind guy shouldn't be flying the enormous starship...
     
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    Riker: "I am gonna turn that babe every which way but loose!"
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    In a very special crossover episode, Wesley's rainbow outfit neatly foreshadows the arrival of mysterious furry aliens and their fearsome new photonic weapon, the Care Bear Stare.



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    PICARD: This new panel redesign... just two buttons? Red for torpedoes and yellow for phasers?
    RIKER: We had to keep it simple; Worf's going to be the new Security Chief.



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    Riker wasn't as interesting as he thought.



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    Picard: ..... actually that might work too.

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    LaForge: Hey there are flowers next to Commander Riker's chair. I wonder who left them there?
    Data: It is a most intruging mystery. Perhaps Commander Riker has a secret admirer.
    Yar: -screams- A little help here?!

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    Yar: The captain's playing Angry Birds again.

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    LaForge: My head hurts. Worf can you do something?
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  6. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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  7. bullethead

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    Picard: Now Mr. Data, when I say "Make it so," beam Wesley and Kolrami aboard the Hathaway, cut the tractor beam, and go to maximum warp for 12 hours.
    Data: Sir, would that not leave them stranded in interstellar space, with no hope of rescue.
    Picard: That's the idea.

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    No one knew what to make of Wesley's phaser contact lenses, but Picard knew it was one more reason to get him off the ship.

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    Picard was astounded when he learned the crew's syndicated TV show, Keeping Up With Wesley, was consistently in the top ten of the Federation Broadcast Network's ratings.

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    The 24th Century: where musicians are jaded all the time, especially the holograms.

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    Everyone was startled when the remastered Blu-Ray revealed the crooked back on the captain's chair.
     
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    Riker: Yeah, that's right, they don't call me "Roofie Riker" for nothing...

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    Riker: All of this command red is making it harder for everyone to see me. That's it, LaForge, Worf, you're both changing departments.
    LaForge: To what?
    Riker: I don't know, Geordi, why don't you take security and Worf, you take engineering.
    LaForge: That doesn't make any sense, with my VISOR I'd be better suited for engineering and Worf, being Klingon, well, wouldn't he be better for security.
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    Data: "The Bangles-anians are firing their boob beam at us."
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    Musician: "With a shit-eating grin as pug ugly as that, you really ought to grow a beard."

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    Worf: "Ever... mated with a Klingon?"
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  12. R. Star

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    Hey I got a partial win after all, thanks!

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    Worf: Still standing here. Hoping someone will die and I can take their job.

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  13. Leviathan

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    Employee review time! You need to focus Mr Data.

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    Ah, from the Worst. Fanfic. Ever.

    The dis-tractor beam had succeeded. The Cornucopia had invaded the bridge unnoticed. "at last..." it thought... "revenge!".
     
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  16. Nerys Myk

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    PICARD: I see you have the high score on Angry Birds, Yar.

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  17. inflatabledalek

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    Data: Yar having something big and yellow enter her reminds me of... well, perhaps best not to mention that.


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    Picard: Hey... this isn't real wood! We paid for real wood right?


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  18. Leviathan

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  19. Mr. Laser Beam

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