TNG Caption This! 286: Power to the Players: The Sequel!

Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by Santa Garrus, Oct 7, 2012.

  1. Jonas Grumby

    Jonas Grumby Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Dix: "Mr. Jones? You don't know me, but I'm Dixon Hill, private investigator. Now, traditionally, we private eyes only work for clients who have explicitly hired us. But in these tough economic times, we've had to start scaring up business on our own. To that purpose, I took it upon myself to take some snapshots of your wife screwing your best friend. Interested?"
     
  2. Isis

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    The combination of lens flare and the captain's bald head could be very difficult on the eyes.



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    There was good news and bad news when Picard tried the phone number on the card. The good news: It was now a phone sex line. The bad news: That month's phone bill.
     
  3. Jonas Grumby

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    Crusher: "You have to be at least this tall to ride this ride."
     
  4. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    In the 24th Century, humanity had conquered hunger and could go to the galaxy's edge...

    ...But nobody had thought to install seat belts on starships.
     
  5. Wintermute

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    Kolvoord Starburst, Cap'n.
     
  6. Honorable Ensign

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    Riker: Hands on both hips? Nah, I'll never figure that out.

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    Picard was always willing for a quick "high five, down low--too slow" trick.

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    Picard: Look at this! The whole box is ruined!
    Data: Actually, sir, as explained upthread, the double capital PR is a legitimate historical--
    Picard: Too late; already ordered more cards.
     
  7. Isis

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    Even Data wasn't immune from the effects of bad Plomeek.
     
  8. Isis

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    Riker (to self): "That guy can't get over himself in the new uniform. But just wait till they get to the 'Rs.' He won't feel so awesome next to me."
     
  9. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    PICARD: Good lord people, it was just a slight bump. Overreact much?
     
  10. Isis

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    LeadHead, are you going to keep this contest up till at least tomorrow? I wanted to do some photoshops, but my week has been rather, let's say, "atypical." Today, I'll have a bit more time. Thanks, Ann Dorian (aka Isis)
     
  11. shivkala

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    Captain Jack Harkness suddenly appears thanks in part to his Vortex Manipulator
    Captain Jack: I must have been a very, very good boy this year! Hello, I'm Captain Jack Harkness and you fine men are?
     
  12. Isis

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    Picard (OS): “Yes, I had a nice time with that Lwaxana Troi woman, but I was rather puzzled at the end.”

    Riker (OS): “Why was that, Sir?”

    Picard (OS): “I said, ‘Adieu, that was a memorable evening,’ and she said, ‘Just make sure you pay before the month is out,’ and handed me this business card.”




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    Picard: “No, Will, we did not get new uniforms. Young Mr. Crusher is pulling your leg.”




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    Riker and Troi lived by the adage, “When in Rome…”




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    Picard: “Numbah One, are you certain this is what they’re wearing on shore leave these days?”
     
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  13. Mutai Sho-Rin

    Mutai Sho-Rin Crusty Old Bastard Moderator

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    Hey, man of the lead cranium, where's the next contest? My stickswitch finger is an itchybitch. (And, I'm on the road for the next 5 days.)
     
  14. Santa Garrus

    Santa Garrus Calibrating the Holidays Premium Member

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    Gotcha, waiting on one guest judge to message me their winner. I'll get things going now and hope that they get them to me inside the 24 hour edit deadline.
     
  15. Santa Garrus

    Santa Garrus Calibrating the Holidays Premium Member

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