TNG Caption This! 283: Ready to roll!

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  1. Mistral

    Mistral Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Worf: "...bedbugs, lice-CRABS? Captain, you should really clean the carpet after your little, ah, adventures."
     
  2. T'Girl

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    Data
    : "Drone drone drone ..."
    Picard: "meaningless prattle, prattle prattle ..."
    Beverly (thinking):The door's right there, I could be there in seconds.
    Data: "Dribble, dribble, dribble ..."
    Beverly (thinking):God I'm going straight across this table.
    Picard: "Orthodox, orthodox, orthodox ..."
    Beverly (thinking):Come on Beverly ... do it, do it, do it ...

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  3. R. Star

    R. Star Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Missed the last one, oops!

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    Picard: Four paternity tests does not prove it!
    Data: Denial is the often the first symptom of parenthood, sir.

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    Data: But after I installed my emotion chip, I found that pushing Doctor Crusher over the ledge was extremely funny. Is inconsistency a trait of human emotions?

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    Crusher: At least Data's not here. I swear he rigs the deck.
    Riker: Well, I have the best card sense ever!
    LaForge: My visor can see through the cards.
    Troi: My empathy can detect when people are bluffing
    Worf: I will disembowl anyone who beats me.
    All: Fold

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    Worf: I really can replicate you some Depends, sir.

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    Picard: This is a completely intolerable situation.
    Riker: I can replicate you some viagra, the stuff works great!
    Picard: How do you know?
     
  4. Bob Karo

    Bob Karo Captain Captain

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    Picard: You know, Number One, a good captain needs abilities like boldness, daring and a good velour uniform, and I'm not convinced you have any of those things.
     
  5. Cmdr.Druss

    Cmdr.Druss Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    Data: "Lt. Worf said I have no balls. But as you can see I have many"
    Picard: "You called a staff meeting for this..."

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    Data: "Very impressive Geordi, but...will it blend?"

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    Riker: "For the last time Worf. These are poker chips, not potato chips"

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    Picard: "Find that mouse and you can have your damned tv show!"

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    Picard: "Oh you dont like my new look, that's a shame. I call it 'I'm the Captain so shut the hell up!' "
     
  6. inflatabledalek

    inflatabledalek Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Riker: Aren't you hot in that?

    Picard: Intolerably.

    Riker: So why wear it?

    Picard: Remember than planet of the transgender people? I lost a bet over whether you'd shag one of them or not.
     
  7. NAHTMMM

    NAHTMMM Commodore Commodore

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    That thing in the lower left. Shouldn't there be slot cars or penguins or something racing along the grooves there?


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    "But Geordi, how are you going to get this ship into a standard-sized bottle?"
    "Oh, I've got a doctor friend who promised to hook me up with some appropriate technology."


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    "Sorry, sir, it registers as plastic from underneath as well."
    "Well doggone it, I wouldn't have paid $500 for this table if I'd known it wasn't real cherry."


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    "With all due respect, Number One, I'll sing showtunes with Data before I sit in on one of your saxophone performances."
     
  8. Velocity

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    Data: Why did you place a little Wesley figure in the Crow's Nest?

    Geordi: Because the kid is a bad egg...
     
  9. Ln X

    Ln X Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Data going on and on about relationships, mating and love...

    Beverly: Do we really need to hear Data drone on about human relationships?
    Picard: I think we do until you stop shying away from my feelings.

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    Riker: Before we begin I would like to ask Geordi to take off his visor.
    Geordi: But I won't be able to see the cards!
    Riker: Exactly.

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    Worf: Sir I must protest, is it really necessary for me to search for a few strands of detached hair?
    Picard: I have been fighting this baldness for many years now, every hair counts!
     
  10. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    Picard: "You know, I've been staring at that gizmo for an hour, and I still can't figure out what it is."

    Worf: "Neither can I. But it was quite expensive and looks pretty formidable, so I figured I'd better get some decent use out of it."
     
  11. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    Deanna (to self): "And they think psychobabble is boring!"
     
  12. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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