TNG Caption This! 271: New Contest! So cool!

Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by LeadHead, Jun 24, 2012.

  1. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    LeadHead, TFTW. :)

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    "No, Geordi doesn't look like that Reading Rainbow guy. Shut that thing off and get back to work, you two."



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    Joan Rivers (OS): "Mr...er...Worf, is it? And who are you wearing tonight?"



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    Data: "No, young Mr. Crusher was not the right person to ask. There is no need to set a receptacle under the leak until we get to our next stop. We do have a plumber on board."



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    When Starfleet made more budget cuts, Picard was forced to moonlight as a speed dating chaperone.
     
  2. captain crow

    captain crow Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Thanks for the win LeadHead.

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    Picard, doing Geordi's voice while shaking him: It looks like a tachyonic particle burst overloaded it.

    Riker: I can see your lips moving.

    Picard: DAMN!


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    Data: I see you've noticed our pencil collection in the ceiling.


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  3. Mr. Laser Beam

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    ^ :guffaw: PhilosoRiker!
     
  4. CorporalCaptain

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    ^^ A Meme is Born!!! :guffaw:
     
  5. inflatabledalek

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    Salesman: So what do you think?

    Worf: See, this new Samsung Galaxy is just too big, even Data couldn't manage too pick it up. And frankly, I only use a phone to make calls with. Facebook is without honour.

    Salesman: What if I throw in a flip top case? You can pretend you're in The Original Series everytime you make a call!
     
  6. Mistral

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    Worf's crewmember collection was coming along quite nicely...
     
  7. Mistral

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    Picard: "What do you think, Number One?"

    Riker: "Phasers, sir. Using photon torpedoes on the Republican National Convention would be a waste of resources. Let's save those for the Associated Press Awards night."
     
  8. Mistral

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    Picard: "Number One-"

    Riker: "Aye, Captain." *sigh* "Ok, Geordi, let's go over it again. Two plus two equals FOUR. Two plus three equals FIVE. Two plus..."
     
  9. Alrik

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    Thanks for the KBL Award LeadHead!


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    LaForge: "I'm just not getting what all the hype was about."

    Riker: "The entire thing just comes off as week."

    Picard: "Then we are agreed. Twilight sucks."


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    Picard (os): "When you get there, take him to Geordi. Maybe he can do something. But first, make sure he is still under warranty. I don't want to get stuck with the tab for having him fixed."

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    Data: "The crowd is begging to thin out a bit. Would you like us to switch the game to the big screen now?"


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    Picard: "So. A family size with pepperoni, ham, and onion then?"

    Riker: "Onions and Worf are never a good mix."

    Picard: "Quite right. Make it half and half without."

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    Endar: "Agreed. He can stay until we can work things out. But I want him nowhere near that young Ensign of your's. I'm trying to make my son into a man."
     
  10. TrickyDickie

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    Thanks for the win! :D


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    Riker (offscreen): "Worf, what the hell is going on?!?"

    Worf: "Data is imitating the behaviors of his cat, so I am going to take him back in time and throw both of him into the litter box!"
     
  11. TrickyDickie

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    Data: "I see that you have noticed that Starfleet raised the debt ceiling."
     
  12. TrickyDickie

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    Picard: "I don't care about the table, but there shall be absolutely nothing kinky done with any of my Enterprise models!"
     
  13. TrickyDickie

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    Picard (thinking): One of these days I'm just gonna scalp him and have done with it!

    Riker (thinking): He wants the hair on my head more than he wants Dr Crusher's pubic hair!

    LaForge (thinking): I don't have to be Deanna to feel the hair-raising tension here.
     
  14. TrickyDickie

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    Picard: "Give it up, Number One....'Lost In Space' will never be outdone by 'Lost In Thought'."
     
  15. Mr. Laser Beam

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  16. Mr Silver

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    Picard: "Mr Worf, what the hell are you doing?!"
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    Picard:"I'm still not quite convinced whether Geordi has the firmest buttocks on the ship or not, Number One."
     
  17. TrickyDickie

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    Riker: "Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce!"

    Picard: "Special orders don't upset you?"

    Riker: "Well, not as far as food goes. Give me an order to take the ship down the maw of a black hole and I'm gonna be a little upset...."
     
  18. TrickyDickie

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    Troi: "Whoever blinks first has to tell Will that my mother is coming for a visit."

    Picard (thinking): At least it isn't 'rock-paper-scissors-lizard-chocolate' this time....
     
  19. TrickyDickie

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    Data: "....so as you can see, the art of 'gargling' is quite easy. However, you will now have to spit that out into the plant."
     
  20. TrickyDickie

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    Picard: "I still can't believe that they like the original Star Trek better."

    Riker: "I grew this beard for nothing."

    LaForge: "They said that my visor looks like a banana clip from the 80s."

    Picard: "Damn, those 'Chopped' judges are harsh!"