TNG Caption This #225: Shut up Wesley!

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    Wesley: "I wish..." SLAP "You'd stop..." SLAP "watching that..." SLAP "New Order..." SLAP "Music Video..." SLAP
     
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    Wesley: "But, I'm currently to Data's left.

    Data: "Shut up Wesley."

    Riker: "He's correct Data, he is to your left."

    Data: Shut up Riker."

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    In an unfortunate moment of absent-mindedness, Worf accidentally hit the "playback on main viewer" button while reviewing his personal video log from last night.
     
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