TNG Caption This #225: Shut up Wesley!

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  1. Santa Garrus

    Santa Garrus Calibrating the Holidays Premium Member

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    Ladies and Gentlemen of the Caption Contest! Hello and hope you're doing well! I'm gonna have a crazy day tomorrow and want to have this and the DS9 contests up by Saturday, so I'm getting an early start here.

    However, I've got a big announcement to make before we start talking about winners.

    Drumroll please......

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    I've honestly had an awesome time doing these character centric contests over the last 3 months and I wanted to do something special to bring them to a close.

    How will the Showdown work?

    Next Friday after I judge the winners of the Contest here, I will select 3 from each contest, 1 Standard Caption Winner, 1 Photoshop Winner and the Klingon Belly Laugh Award Winner. Each will have its own category, where you, not me will vote in a Poll for the Winners of the entire Character Caption Saga!

    What's the prize? The winners are entitled to do the following, either A: Select the Pictures for an upcoming Caption Contest, B: Judge the Winners of an upcoming Caption Contest or C: A and B. It will be your choice, I want the win to be fun for you and not to make it a tough prize to have.

    The Showdown will run for a week and then we'll have our winners!

    Looking forward to it! And now....


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    First up to the plate, we have the "Tough Room" Award, going to:

    Next, we have a Tag Team Award, the "Product Placement" Award goes to:

    Next, the "Federation Funny Farm" Award goes to:

    Batting Cleanup, we have the "If this isn't an Emergency, I don't know what is" Award, goes to:


    Next up, we have the "Barclay, Reginald Barclay" Award going to:

    Our Photoshop Award goes to:


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    Congrats to all of our winners and many thanks to all of our contestants! And now, in Part 1 of the exciting conclusion to the character centric contests, we have Wesley Crusher!

    Okay, I've been holding onto this first picture for quite awhile and am very eager to see what you all do with it!

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    Rock and Roll!
     
  2. Gep Malakai

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  4. Santa Garrus

    Santa Garrus Calibrating the Holidays Premium Member

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  5. inflatabledalek

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    Wesley: But you and the Captain play it all the time! I thought it'd be fun, examining text books and diognosing our health problems. That is how you two play it isn't it?
    Beverly: Err... Sure.

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    O'Brien: Oh sod off. I spent years to become an engineer but they let you have a uniform for just being the son of the woman who plays "doctors' with the Captain. I'll tell you this much though: I got a caption contest before you despite you being a full opening credits regular for three years and me just being a glorified extra who isn't even sure if I was really me the first couple of times I was on the show. And I'll get another one when the DS9 sub forum gets round to doing it. So who's cool now, bitch?

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    Data: Sorry Captain, the boy was asking for tips on how to get Yar into bed.
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    "We all had caption contests before you as well. As did the one season Doctor and the bloke off the A-Team. Sucks to be you".

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    Worf: I had no idea the "cup" in the title was actually Wesley. Worst porn ever.


    Thanks for the win! I'm now worried that most of my Wesley entries are filthy. My mind is very wrong.
     
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    DATA: Is it that wrong for an android to hold hands with a young boy, Captain?

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    BEVERLY: No, you're Space-Jewish, Wesley. You get circumcised at this age. Just relax, it'll only take a snip.

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    WESLEY: You're my bitch now, Picard.
     
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    Wes: "Is that sex?"
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    Wes: "What?"

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    Wes: "So, let me get this straight. My own mother is going to hook me up with a highly addictive game that will give me the sensation of having ongoing orgasms? You know, that is just wrong on sooooo many levels."

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    O'BRIEN: He's touching me again!!!!!!

    DR CRUSHER (os): Weeeessss!!!!!

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    Crusher: "Well, the plans for the execution are coming along wonderfully!"

    Picard: "Oh, yes, and I understand the whole crew plans to attend!"

    Riker: "Now, Wes, we're all counting on you-make sure you play your part with dignity!"

    Wes: "What's my part?"

    Worf: "You're the victim, of course."
     
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    Wesley: "Look, I'm sorry!"

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    Wesley: I was told to practice on you.
     
  20. Gary7

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    Desperate to sell off his excess stuff before heading off to Starfleet Academy, Wesley went a little overboard convincing O'Brien to take his SCUBA suit.

    O'Brien: "See, I told you it wouldn't fit. Now I'm so constricted, I can't get the damned thing off!"
    Wesley: "Works for me; it's yours."


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    Wesley: "It's the 24th Century, Commander Riker. So, what's the problem with a little hand holding between male friends?"


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    Wesley: "But mom, you can't do this--please!"
    Beverly: "I'm sorry, Wes. But consensus has it. Your smarmy smile is simply too annoying for all of us to bear. A few minutes of plastic surgery and everything will be just fine."


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    Wesley: "Gosh guys, look; I'm in engineering, right next to the warp core!"
    Worf: "Wesley Crusher, get off the view screen--we can't see where we're going!"
     
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