TNG Caption This #224: We have a lot to caption about, Mr. Barclay

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  1. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    TROI: What are you thinking about Reg?

    BARCLAY: J-J-J-Just some old movie. Y-Y-Y-you probably never heard of it.
     
  2. Mojochi

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    Reg: Still doesn't explain why you need to expose the right one more...

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    Reg: (Thinking) Wait a minute... What am I complaining about?
     
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    Barclay: And in closing, I'd like to thank you all for being my imaginary friends!

    Wesley: Oh, my, god.

    Picard: Why thank you, Mister Barclay, for that interesting presentation! Doctor, Counselor Troi, wasn't that interesting? Perhaps you'd both like to hear a bit more about the Lieutenant's presentation in sickbay?

    Troi: I think that would be wonderful!

    Beverly: Why, yes! Perhaps Mister Worf would be interested in, um, hearing more about the presentation, too.

    Riker: Mister Worf, accompany the Doctor, the Counselor, and Mister Barclay to sickbay.

    Worf: This way!

    Geordi: Nice going, Reg.

    Data: I am quite confused.

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    Barclay: Wow, what a rush!

    Worf: Doctor Crusher says he needs to be treated for radiation exposure.

    Geordi: Reg, I'm glad you've gotten over your holo-addiction, but this transporter addiction is starting to get dangerous. Five hundred intra-ship transports in less than six hours. I'm going to have to check, but that might be a record.

    Barclay: I had no idea this could be so much fun.
     
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    Barclay instantly regretted agreeing to join the Enterprise Freemasons Society the second he was told about the initiation ceremony.
     
  5. inflatabledalek

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    Worf: Indeed Mr Barclay, I have never had any sympathy for the fool. But I've no idea why you felt the need to ask me such an odd question. I suggest you quit your jibber jabbering forthwith.
     
  6. The Laughing Vulcan

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    Not a caption, but whose face it that, poking out from under Geordi's hip?

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    Geordi: I bet Admiral Nechayev has NEVER been goosed like that, Reg.
    Barclay: But I--i..I didn't MEAN to-- I t-t-tripped!
    Worf: For such a small woman, her strength is admirable. I believe she threw you several meters.

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    Voice on Computer: Do you expect me to talk, Goldshirt?
    Barclay: No, Mr. Bashir. I expect you to die.

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    Troi's extensive years of training didn't give her the words to say to a man who was depressed because his WoW wife left him.


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    Barclay: And -- and, that erm...that completes this, I mean my, my poetry reading. Thank you.
    Riker, whispering to Picard: Do you think he's aware he just read next week's duty stations roster?
     
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    Geordi: Relax, Reg, it's just a disembodied head.


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    Reg's version of the captain's chair never turned out right.
     
  9. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    BARCLAY: Whelp, that takes care the Klingons. Spock you have the bridge. Uhura, meet me in my quarters.

    UHURA: Say what???!!!!
     
  10. inflatabledalek

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    Spock: sir, there's no point pretending, we can all see you checking out the helmsman.

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    Reg: Crap, Captain Sisko just walked on the bridge. How the hell did he get here?!
     
  11. Gil T.Azell

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    Barkley: "No "Smilin' Boner Bob" was an ancestor of mine said that shit never worked"
     
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    Barclay - My name is Reginald, and I'm an alcoholic.
    Picard - Mr Barclay, this is the bridge, and we are in the middle of a fight with the Borg!
    Barclay - well I didn't say I'd stopped drinking yet.

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    Crusher - I don't want to cause any panic, but I am almost certain that man behind me escaped from a maximum security stockade. Call Admiral Decker immediately.

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    Barclay - Well I guess I can sort of see the resemblance, but Murdock has much less hair, and spends all of his time living in a fantasy world. We're nothing alike.
     
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    "Hey, this Amy chick don't half look like that hermaphrodite Riker had his end away on...
     
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    Crusher - No, Alyssa! Don't stop--don't even look in his direction--unless you want to be starring in the next Barclay holodeck fantasyland as Nurse Feelgood.
     
  15. inflatabledalek

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    Reg: I've had it!
    Worf: Calm down...
    Reg: All these A-Team jokes! I did more than Murdoch you know, I'm a huge film and TV stars with a long and notable list of credits...
    Worf: Like what?
    Reg: Well... Errr... I did an episode of The New Outer Limits!
    Geordi: Ohhh was it one of the ones where you got to see some tits?
    Reg: well, no...
    Geordi: Ah, that's crap.
    Worf: Indeed, doing an episode of The New Outer Limits without gratuitous naked breasts would be as daft as agreeing to play a Star Trek character who doesn't get to cavort with green half naked women.
    Reg: Just rub it in.
     
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    Geordi: (com) Where are you? You were supposed to be in engineering an hour ago, Reg.

    Barclay: *stammers*

    Geordi: Don't tell me you are in the holodeck!

    Barclay:.... no, actually *stammers*
     
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    Barclay was enjoying the "fast food drive-thru" program until the holodeck malfunctioned.
     
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    Just a quick photoshop of something old... ;)
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    Picard: *under breath* That's where they went...
     
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    Look closely. Its the guy Reg pulled out of the Matter Stream in Realm of Fear.
     
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    "So, yeah, airline food! What's the deal with that?"

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    Barclay [thinking]: All right, remember what Counselor Troi told you... imagine them all in their underwea—OH MY GOD PICARD ISN'T WEARING ANY!

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    Worf: Hey, Barclay! I can feel some real definition here! You been workin' out?

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    Ogawa: Doctor, that man is staring daggers at you!
    Crusher: What? Oh, that's just Barclay. He's mad because I just announced I'm doing the prostate exams in alphabetical order.

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    "Alex, I'd like to phone a friend."
     
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