TNG Caption This #221: Tasha Yar, the Redshirt with a Uniform of Gold

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  1. Velocity

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    Picard: Yes, Wesley is a very bright boy.
     
  2. Isis

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    Troi's sense of direction was so bad that on occasion she would get lost in her own quarters.



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    Tasha was pleasantly surprised when it turned out that her Amway products essentially sold themselves.



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    Yar: "Sir, I can see that bra is doing a great job holding you in. Would you mind telling me what brand it is?"
     
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    A deleted scene from Parallels


    Riker: (OS) Commander, How's your husband?

    Yar: He's gone, Captain. The Ferengi got to him first.
     
  4. LeadHead

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    Yar: Yeah, definitely a fixer-upper. Tell the Real Estate Agent to show us another one.

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    Picard and Yar: CHEESE!
     
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    Corpse final thought: "The day I die, and she decides not to wear a skant. What a world..."

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    Q os: "You call those flashlights?"

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    "Now this is a flashlight!"

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    Data: "Gangbang commencing in 5... 4... 3... 2..."

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    Yar: "Indications of a Klingon Panty Raid sir."
    Riker: "Klingon?"
    Yar: "The panties are usually still on the girls."
     
  6. inflatabledalek

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    I won! You love me, you really love me! *SNIFF*

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    For some reason, Ensign Smith's last thought contained the words "camel" and "toe".

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    The new Star Trek Experience was the victim of severe budget cuts.

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    Riker: Geordi, for God's sake, stop staring at my crotch!
    Geordi: Sorry Commander, it's the new x-ray feature on my visor. I guess your success with the ladies is down to them liking a sense of humour then?

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    Crosby: See Stewart, leaving TNG is clearly the right choice, my future's so bright I'm going to need shades!

    Stewart: Yeah, I'll be so jelous of your New Adventures of Superman guest spot whilst I'm doing X-Men movies.

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    The legendary Rodenberry casting couch.
     
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    Data: Are you not pleased that you use Dial? Do you not wish that everyone else would?
     
  8. Gary7

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    Data: "I'm sorry, but entrance is only by private invitation from Tasha."
    Tasha: "What? What invitation are you talking about? Uhhhh... uh oh."
     
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    Yar: Captain, is that your Ready Room refrigerator?
    Demon [off-screen]: ZUUUUUL!
     
  10. Smellincoffee

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    Yar: He's dead, Jim.
    Sonic Shower Technician Third Class Jim Peabody, OS: That's terrible. Shouldn't you tell the captain?

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    Picard: But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?
    Lwaxana Troi, OS: Oh, Jean-Luc! You're such an incorrigble romantic!
    Picard, softly: Merde. I really need to stop seizing every moment to quote Shakespeare.

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    Yar: I had no idea Chateau Picard was so potent.
    Riker: Or so messy.

    The ability to pun in multiple languages was a requirement for promotion aboard the Enterprise.

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    Picard: Ah, Admiral Robau. Welcome aboard.
     
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    PICARD: Crap, its Rory Wiliams!
     
  12. Vulpes

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    Worf [offscreen]: Tasha? What are you doing?
    Tasha: N-nothing!
    Man: Tasha? Why have you stopped? My nose hairs aren't going to trim themselves!

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    Tasha: And this could be the living room... We'd paint it, of course. I was thinking Navajo white, or maybe...

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    Riker: Tasha, this is your room? My closet is bigger than this!
    Tasha: Well, I die by the end of the season, so they didn't bother to assign me real quarters.

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    Picard: Data, when I asked to be flashed, I was talking to Tasha.

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    Tasha: When Mom and Dad get home, they are gonna be so pissed.
     
  13. NathanielM

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    Man: Come on Tasha, lets play motorboat, take off your bottoms and sit on my face so I can go bptbtpbptbptbptbptbptbptbptbptbp to you.



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    Yar: Ollie Olllie oxenfree?

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    Riker: <lets one go>
    Yar: Jesus Commander, what the hell was that!?

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    Picard: Wow, nice effect...

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    Yar: What the hell happened here?
    Riker:<thinking> Jesus and i thought my place on Earth was trashed after a wild party, this is worse.
     
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  14. LeadHead

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