TNG Caption This #221: Tasha Yar, the Redshirt with a Uniform of Gold

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  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Hello there everyone! I know it's a little early in the day to be putting up the new contest, but today's a crazy Friday for me, so lets get the ball rolling!


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    Leading things off here, we have the "Holographic Mis-Steps" Award, goes to:

    Next, the "Please don't repeat what I said to your Mother" Award, goes to:

    Next, the "Good Question" Award, goes to:

    Next, the "Whatever happened to just Dinner and a Movie?" Award, goes to:


    Next, "The Contest within a Caption Contest" Award goes to:

    Our Photoshop award goes to:


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    Thanks to all our contestants, and congrats to all of our winners! Continuing on with our Character Centric contests, we're spend a little time with Tasha Yar. Enjoy!

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  2. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Re: TNG Caption This #221: Tasha Yar, the Redshirt with a Uniform of G

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    Tasha: He's dead Captain. Thank Heavens I switched shifts with him!

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    Yar: Khan, come out, come out, wherever you are...

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    Riker: Okay, who ate burritos?

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    Picard: Tasha, you're flying us a little too close to the sun...

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    Riker: Welcome aboard the USS Teenagers Room.
     
  3. Nerys Myk

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    TASHA: Help me move him. I gotta clean under there.

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    CROSBY: We're on the wrong set! I ask for directions to the Star Trek shoot!

    SPINER: You should have been more specific.

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    DATA: I'm sorry Mister Worf, with the Commander on board the turbolift has reached its weight limit.

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    PICARD: Damn, the boy is streaming Star Trek 09 to the main view screen again!

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    RIKER: Looks like we missed the party.
     
  4. Jonas Grumby

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    Re: TNG Caption This #221: Tasha Yar, the Redshirt with a Uniform of G

    Thanks for the win, LeadHead!

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    Yar: "So you see, class, even an assailant with a fully-charged phaser can be neutralized with a well-placed kick to the 'nads. Okay, Harris, you can get up now."
    Harris (whimpering): "No...I can't..."
     
  5. Gary7

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    Re: TNG Caption This #221: Tasha Yar, the Redshirt with a Uniform of G

    Thanks for the pick, Leadhead. :)


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    Tasha: *Sigh* "These guys just can't keep up with me."
    Data (OS): "Tasha, what happened? Can I be of assistance?"
    Tasha: "No Data, I... wait. On second thought, perhaps you can." (grin)


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    Data: "Yes, it IS what it appears to be. Tasha is about to get the surprise birthday present of her life."


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    Tasha: "Yikes... somebody forgot to call housekeeping."


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    Tasha: "It's like this on the bridge, too."
    Riker: "They must've had one hell of a party. I think I picked the wrong ship assignment!"
     
  6. KNH

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  7. Holdfast

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    Re: TNG Caption This #221: Tasha Yar, the Redshirt with a Uniform of G

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    Damn, not even my Dustbuster's going to clean up this mess.



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    OK, who forgot to pay the electric bill this time?



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    Look Denise, it's your future career... no, seriously!



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    A Frat party? I knew we had kids on board, but I didn't realise we had an entire university.
     
  8. Finn

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    Data: (thinking) Great! Nobody's here!





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    Riker: Looks like there was a party in this quarters.

    Tasha: (Thinking) I wish someone would come over to my place for fun, for once.
     
  9. Jonas Grumby

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    Riker: "Looks like the aftermath of a wild, drunken orgy! Completely against regulations! But how do we find out who's responsible?"
    Data: "I suppose we could start by trying to find out who belongs to these assless chaps..."
     
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    Re: TNG Caption This #221: Tasha Yar, the Redshirt with a Uniform of G

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    ''What moron turned the lens flare generators on?''
     
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    Data: Crap, that film crew is still following us. Hurry!
     
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    Re: TNG Caption This #221: Tasha Yar, the Redshirt with a Uniform of G

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    'Uh oh. It seems that something from the parallel XI Caption Contest #30 is leaking here'
     
  13. Nerys Myk

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    RIKER: Thats the third Chief Engineer she's killed or crippled since we started this mission

    YAR: They creep me out, especially the Celtic ones.

    LAFORGE: I'd only take that job if she were dead
     
  14. Keith1701

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    Re: TNG Caption This #221: Tasha Yar, the Redshirt with a Uniform of G

    Great Pictures...:)
     
  15. Rulius

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    WINNER!
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    Re: TNG Caption This #221: Tasha Yar, the Redshirt with a Uniform of G

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    Troi (OS): "That wasn't what I meant by 'It would do you some good to go out and catch a man for yourself.'"



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    Picard: "I wish this guy would shut off his high-beams."



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    Tasha: "See? I told you if we went too late in the day to this garage sale, the merchandise would be all picked over."
     
  17. Nerys Myk

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    RIKER: Tag and bag this crap. It's gonna be worth a fortune on e-bay.
     
  18. Gary7

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    Riker: "Damn it! Somebody raided my quarters. What a mess! OK, I need a little privacy while I clean this up."
    Tasha: "Uh, Commander Riker? Are those your panties?"
     
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    Picard: Put your shirt back on, Data!
     
  20. Kirks_Flying_Wig

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    Re: TNG Caption This #221: Tasha Yar, the Redshirt with a Uniform of G

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    Tasha: What is that?
    Riker (os): My good old Sheerblad 7XK!
    Picard: The blindingest, noisiest, 15lb camera ever produced in the Soviet Union!