TNG Caption This #220: The Goddess of Empathy

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  1. inflatabledalek

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    Two of the three characters in this photo had hot dirty naked sex between episodes during the run of TNG. Can you guess which?
     
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    Troi: Hey, Worf, how about we chase smugglers, huh? Does that sound like fun?

    Worf: Nah!

    Troi: Nah, that wouldn't be no fun. ... How about beating up a Romulan?
     
  3. Gary7

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    Worf: "I am getting very annoyed by DJO's joke videos on YouTube. They mock me!"
    Troi: "I think they make you sound really cute." (grin)
     
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    Troi: "Worf, that was very kind of you to do my wash, but next time, please don't starch my uniform pants."

    Worf (to self and shaking head slightly): "Picky, picky, picky."
     
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    Worf (looking a little sheepish): "Did you have a good time last night, Deanna?"

    Troi: "Well, I'll tell you one thing. I can hardly walk this morning, and it ain't because of my calisthenics routine."
     
  6. Isis

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    La Forge: "A vibrator for my birthday. Riker, you really shouldn't have."

    Riker: "Oh, it was nothing. The important thing is that you enjoy it."

    Troi (to self): "I've heard of quick sendoffs, but this is ridiculous."
     
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    In addition to being very tall Mr Homn could turn invisible at will, an ability he often turned to his advantage around unwary women.
     
  8. Nerys Myk

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    TROI: Oh my god!!!

    GEORDI: That house fell out of the sky on top of that old lady!!!

    RIKER: Witch had it coming.
     
  9. Isis

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    Riker (to self): "She could have said it was her matching bustier and panties."
     
  10. Isis

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    Crusher (to self): "I hate these cases of green-dot-itis. It's just not a very sexy disease, and we're using the same green-dot-itis disruptors we used fifty years ago."
     
  11. inflatabledalek

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    Troi: Dear God Will, coming on a holodeck, creating a hologram of Chief O'Brien and then doing... that to it.. Why?

    Riker: He knows why.
     
  12. Mistral

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    The engagement was on. The date was set. Then Will met Deanna's two aunts-and realized her mom was the quiet one in the family.
     
  13. LeadHead

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    Riker: TWO Weddings Deanna? Really?
     
  14. Nerys Myk

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    PICARD: New hair style Deanna?

    RIKER: I told her to keep away from the EPS Conduits.
     
  15. inflatabledalek

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    Riker: I'm trying to create an internet meme.
     
  16. The Laughing Vulcan

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    Riker: "What do you think? I call it two Betazoids and a cup.

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    Riker: "A trombone isn't compatible with the human anatomy that way..."
    Deanna: "Revenge, for making me drink a gallon of mental bleach."
     
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    Riker: "...And that's how I arrived at my decision to tell Picard about the Pegasus."
     
  18. Alrik

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    Much thanks for the W LH!

    How about this.....

    [eddiemurphy-48Hours] Tell me a story. [/eddiemurphy-48hours]

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    Picard (os): "Well? What do you think?"

    Geordi: "He actually went and did it. He went with the Assless Chaps.

    Deanna: "Oh My Gawd!"

    Riker: "I am sooo going to make those look good one day."

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    Riker: "You've still got them on?

    Picard (os): "Actually, Numbah One, I've grown quite fond of them."

    Deanna: "I don't know Wil, the Assless Chaps are starting to work for me."


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    Worf: "I wish he would change his mind."

    Deanna: "Now, now Worf. They're not that bad."

    Worf: "Still, I can find no honor in having to look at the Captain's bare ass all day."


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    Deanna: "Sir, the complaints about your Assless Chaps are beginning to get out of hand."

    Picard: "Hey, my ship, my rules. Now if you would, go up and consult with Mr Data at Science. "


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    Beverly: "The good news is, it is just temporary. Your sight should return within the hour."

    Deanna: "Oh Beverly, Worf was right. It is very distracting. Plus, I thought the glare off his bald head was bad, but from up there, with those Assless Chaps, he becomes a triple threat."

    Beverly: "It's been draining for all of us. I'll try to get through to him at breakfast tomorrow."

    Deanna: "The crew will be in your debt. What do you think you will serve?"

    Beverly: "Acually, I was thinking....kwahhh sahhhnts."

    To Be Continued......maybe.
     
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  19. Jonas Grumby

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    Troi: "Yes, Mother, Will and I are going out to dinner tonight. And then I think he wants to play some music for me, although he apparently thinks he's a little out of practice. He said he's hoping I'll be in the mood for a little 'rusty trombone' tonight."
     
  20. Alrik

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    Riker: "Data has another poem?'

    Deanna: "Come now Wil, I thought you would find them useful."

    Riker: "How so?"

    Deanna: "I use them to work on my poker face."


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    Worf: "THE SMELL! I thought my hair would curl."

    Deanna: "I told you that you might not want to go after me. Besides, I never promised you a rose garden."



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    Picard: "I am so very sorry. See? I'm pulling my hand back slowly. Anyhow, welcome aboard."(under his breath) What the hell, Wil? You said the traditional greating for welcoming a female Betazoid was the two handed boob shake."

    Riker (under his breath): "I was just yankin' your chain. I still can't believe you fell for it."