TNG Caption This #219: Worf, Son of Mogh

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  1. Gary7

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    Worf: (sniff, sniff) "Something smells... meaty."
    Picard: "It's the new 3-foot sub, and you can get one at the Subway that just opened up in Ten-forward. Of course, you'll have to get your own--this one's all mine."
     
  2. The Squire of Gothos

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    Okay, crossing series but...

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    Worf, to corpse; "No, not son of Morn you p'taagh"
     
  3. Isis

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    Worf: "We've got to stop meeting like this."
     
  4. Nerys Myk

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    **Click**

    WORF: This is so going in the current TV and Media Avatar Contest!

    KEIKO: Wait...what???
     
  5. Mysterion

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    Picard: ...and it was THIS big!

    (No response from the others)

    Picard: ....THIS big!

    (Nothing)

    Picard: Nothing? Really? Oh, I forgot to mention that the first guy is a Naasican!

    (Still nothing)

    Picard: Naasican! Oh, come on, people...THAT'S funny!

    Data: Please remove my emotion chip. Immediately.
     
  6. Mojochi

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    Ooo! Klingon Belly Laugh award. I'm honored :D

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    Laforge: Seriously? WTF do I have to do? I can't even get gifted a woman on this ship!

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    Picard: (singing) A British tar is a soaring soul..."

    Worf: Don't even think about it Data

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    Worf: but it doesn't have a vibrate setting

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    Data: It appears that Counselor Troi has enabled a lockout authorization

    Laforge: I told Reg to delete those sexy holograms of her

    Worf: Stand by Doctor. This won't be pretty



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    STOP SINGING!
     
  7. bullethead

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    The crew's hopes for winning Starfleet's annual best Subways ad contest were dashed when Picard suggested reviving the old "five dollar foot long" jingle in a time when no one had money.
     
  8. Mistral

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    Worf: "Nice women."

    Geordi: "Where?"
     
  9. Isis

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    Alex Trebek (OS): "Mr. Worf, I'm afraid I must disqualify you. Once the Final Jeopardy music starts playing, you are not to hit the buzzer."
     
  10. The Laughing Vulcan

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    Worf: "Note to self, the main target is a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft is ray-shielded, so you'll have to use photon torpedoes."
     
  11. inflatabledalek

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    Worf:It's been so long I'd almost forgotten what one of those looked like.
     
  12. Skywalker

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    Worf: "Geordi, remember when I said you could come on this double-date?"
    Geordi: "Yeah..."
    Worf: "I lied."

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    Geordi: "I don't get it, Worf. What's your secret?"
    Worf: "It's simple, really. I'm ridged for her pleasure."

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    Worf: "Congratulations, Mrs. O'Brien. I just uploaded this video of you giving birth to YouTube, and you've already got 10,000 views."
    Keiko: "What?! I told you to call my husband!"
    Worf: "I know, but...this was more fun."
     
  13. The Laughing Vulcan

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    9 months later...

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    Worf: "Worst gift ever!"
     
  14. Alrik

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    Keiko: "Damn it Worf, what are you doing now?"

    Worf: "Sorry. I thought I would just snap a quick pic to show to Geordi. I don't think he's ever seen one."
     
  15. Alrik

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    Worf: "Now I get what the Chief sees in you."

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    Worf: "Commander, are you sure Doorbell Ditch will work with this large of a group?"
     
  16. Jonas Grumby

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    Worf: "Umm...shouldn't we remove this small, metallic, ring-shaped ornament?"
     
  17. The Badger

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    Kindly part your legs by two percent. No. That is too far. Back again...back...the other way... just a tiny bit more....there! Keep exactly like that. I know it is inconvenient Keiko, but it's the only way I can get a good cell phone signal.
     
  18. Alrik

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    Worf: "Come on ladies, I'll show you what a real man is all about. Not like that punk ass Chief Engineer......he's standing behind me, isn't he?"

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    Picard: "...and then I told Beverly that I 'loved her thiiiis much. For some reason, she started dating Jack the next day."

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    Worf: "I'm sorry Keiko, but I am going to have to cite you. 10 Forward is not designated for adult entertainment."

    Keiko: "Adult entertainment?! I'm giving birth here. You really are thick aren't you."


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    Geordi: "Welcome back Data. But what's up with having Security and Medical here?"

    Data: "Commander Riker has been cat sitting Spot."

    Geordi: "Gotcha."

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    Worf: "That's for not offing her BEFORE the kid was born."
     
  19. Jonas Grumby

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    Worf: "Heh! I can't wait until the next Dabo tournament at Quark's when Roy Batty starts in with his "I've seen things you people wouldn't believe" spiel again!"
     
  20. T'Girl

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    Worf: "No Keiko, I do not believe that we have time for "a quickie."
     

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