TNG Caption This #219: Worf, Son of Mogh

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  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Happy Friday to all! Hope the week has treated you well!

    Lets get right to the winners!


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    First up to the plate, we have the "The Senior Staff is always the last to know" Award, going to:

    Next, the "Finest Crew in Starfleet" Award goes to:

    Next, we have the "Extreme Dance Lesson" Award goes to:

    Next, we have the "Open and Shut Case" Award, going to:


    Next, we have the "So that's why Picard gets all the Babes" Award going to:

    Our Photoshop award goes to:



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    Thanks to all who participated and congratulations to our winners! Continuing with our series of character centric contests, we now move onto my favorite character of all Trek, Worf.

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    Off we go!
     
  2. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    La Forge: Hey! Come on! Can't one of you come over here?

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    Picard: And he was safe by THIS MUCH!

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    Worf: Tricorder readings indicate your next baby will be placed into a Bajoran.

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    Data: Okay, I admit it. I don't have the keys either.

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    Worf: Now, do not reappear as an ancestor on Enterprise!
     
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    Worf: "Well, there's something I don't see every day! Mind if I snap a pic for my Spacebook page?"
     
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    Worf: Would you mind if I put this video on my Facebook page?


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    Data: The holodeck appears to have been secured with a command-level security code. It appears to be Commander Riker's code. The time code indicates he has been in there for six hours. The program's name is...

    Everyone: Minuet
     
  5. Gil T.Azell

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    Worf:"Two Girls and a Worf. I like where this is going"

    Laforge: (Under his breath) ":censored: :censored: sucker always get the broads"
     
  6. UssGlenn

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    Worf: Want to see my Bill Clinton Impression?


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    Data: First word, Long word...


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    Worf: You need to dilate by HOW much?


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    Data: All command division personnel are now secure.
    Crusher: Our bags are all packed, see you on Risa.
     
  7. Alrik

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    Thank you for the Win LH. :) Keeping in character..




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    Worf: "Nice rack........for a human."
     
  8. Cakemixo

    Cakemixo Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    Geordi: Worf, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

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    Picard always enjoyed enforcing the three feet of personal space between each staff member.

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    The crew always thought Worf's reaction to a spider was excessive.
     
  9. Gary7

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    Thanks for the Photoshop pick, Leadhead. :)


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    Laforge: "You're sure you don't need my help, to take one of them off your hands, Worf?"
    Worf: "In a few hours... to help these fine ladies to sickbay. They'll be having a little difficulty walking afterward."


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    Picard: "It was... THIS big!"
    Data: "I would not have believed it possible, for Klingon physiology."
    Troi: "Worf, is this really true?"
    Worf: "The Klingon digestive system is 3 times longer than a human's."
    Troi: "Wait... what are we talking about here?"
    Picard: "I was the next person to use the bathroom after Worf. Let's just say it was something he left behind... he forgot to flush."


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    Worf: "I stand corrected. Indeed, it can talk, in Klingon no less."


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    Laforge: "Data?"
    Data: "It's no use, commander. When Worf left his quarters this morning, somehow a lock of his hair got caught on the locking mechanism. The door is completely jammed."
    Worf: "It must be due to Klingon hair fibers containing a high tensile strength protein."
    Crusher: "Well that does it, Worf. Your hair style has been out of regulation anyway. I've brought my portable hair salon kit. It's time to trim that Beatnik mop of yours."


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    Worf: "Argh! That does it. I'm sick of finding Wesley's chewing gum stuck under my seat!"
     
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    Worf: You haven't even begun labor Keiko, and you're already dilated to ten centimeters.

    What a slut!

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    Worf: I can see the top of the head.

    Keiko: The baby's coming.

    Worf: Push Keiko, push.

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    Worf - Hm, I don't know. You have the bigger breasts, but I prefer brunettes. What do you think , Geordi?
    Geordi - I don't see what any of these attributes have to do with choosing a new security officer.

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    Picard - And the best part is that our Starfleet medical cover paid for the whole operation. Riker tried to argue that it was purely cosmetic and compensating, but I told the Admiral that it was beneficial to diplomatic relations, and helped give us the upper hand on the viewscreen.

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    Worf - According to this tricorder, that push just tore you a new A. Not my words, look, it literally says that on the screen - "Tore a new A".

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    Crusher - Data, I don't understand. How can you have locked the holographic house keys in the holodeck? If they're holographic, how could we even use them outside the holodeck?
    Data - I admit Dr, that I did not think this one through......

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    Worf - Nothing personal, but it was captain's orders. He said "Shut up Wesley".
     
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    Worf: "Boy, does this bring back memories! I remember one time, K'Ehleyr and I were on Risa--"
    Keiko: "Worf!"
    Worf: "Right. Nevermind."
     
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    Deep Space Nine; Season 8

    Episode 8; Parallels Again


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    Worf: You are alive? And giving birth?

    Jadzia: Oh my god, Keiko wasn't kidding.
     
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    Worf: "Computer, note name change in Starfleet records. Henceforth, I shall be known as Carl Worf."
    Computer: "Unable to comply. Records can only be altered by officers of command rank and over."
    Worf: "Don't make me choke a bitch."
    Computer: "Records updated."

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    Worf: thinking "Does he have to smack my head every time he does that."

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    Worf: "Ping pong balls? Unimpressive. A Klingon woman would use grenades."

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    Worf: "No hidden weapons. You are clear to go aboard the Enterprise."
    Ambassador T'Pel: "Damn. And I heard airport security in the 21st Century was bad."

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    Worf preening
    Keiko: "Damn it Worf! It isn't a mirror!"

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    Data: "It would be in your best interests to unlock the holodeck doors, Lieutenant."
    Beverly: "We're your friends Reg, we're here because we care. It's time we intervened."
    Worf: "I still think we should kill the dishonorable P'Takh."

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    Ceiling Worf is stopping you masturbate. You filthy little Hadi'bah
     
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  15. Isis

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    Worf: "Captain, that really wasn't necessary."

    Picard: "Lighten up, Worf, I'm just making amusing conversation."

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    Worf: "Oh well. 'When in Rome,' as they say."

    <another brief pause>

    Worf: "Actually, Captain, I have a somewhat similar story about you."

    Picard: "You do?"

    Worf: "Yes, I do. I have it on good authority from Dr. Crusher that I haven't always been the only Klingon on board."
     
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    Captain Picard: Data, allow me to introduce you to our...'stands in the back and glowers' guy, Lieutenant Worf. He has a chip on his shoulder thiiiiiiiiis big.

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    Worf: This cannot be accurate.
    Keiko: What?
    Worf: According to my readings...you have never engaged in sexual congress!
    Keiko: I beg to differ.
    Worf: Which means...

    Hail Keiko, full of grace,
    the Bird is with thee.
    Blessed art thou among women....


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    Worf: RELEASE THE TOY!
    Spot: Mrrroowwwwwww!
     
  17. Nerys Myk

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    GEORDI: Underboob. Cool.

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    WORF: If he tells that fish story again I'll kill him.

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    WORF: I find no reference to "epidural" in the database.

    KEIKO: Keep. Looking!

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    WORF: What did I say about that damn fish story!!!!!!
     
  18. Jonas Grumby

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    Troi (thinking): "Ugh. Is he ever going to run out of Gorn sex jokes?"
     
  19. Gary7

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    Picard: "Friends, Klingons, countrymen, lend me your ears..."
    Worf: (to himself) Oh no... not another round of Shakespeare before we start our briefing.
     
  20. Gary7

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    All it took was one more Klingon wisecrack, and Worf had had it with Wesley.