TNG Caption This #218: The Dancing Doctor

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  1. Nerys Myk

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    DATA: I do not understand your trepidation. This Nigerian Prince seems quite sincere.

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    CRUSHER: Wouldn't it make more sense to replace most of us with security officers?

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    DATA: Mirrors on the ceiling?

    CRUSHER: They'll make more sense once we get to the bed.

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    WORF: A Ferengi. I could never work any place where there are Ferengi.
     
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    Crusher: "Check his pockets for loose change."
     
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    Worf: "Doctor, excellent work. This full figure Ferengi imposter suit will be perfect for spying on them."
    Dr. Crusher: "Thanks. But the question remains--who is going to wear it?"
    Worf: "Why, Wesley of course."
     
  6. TiberiusMaximus

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  7. Supernuke

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    Crusher: Data, I said don't stare at my chest. You don't have to stare at the ceiling! If you step on my feet again I'm going to deactivate you!
     
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    Dieter (offscreen): Now is the time on Enterprise when we dance!!!
     
  9. Nerys Myk

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  10. Itisnotlogical

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    Crusher: Data, what are you looking at?

    Data: As you know, I have had X-ray vision installed as a feature in my eyes. I am trying to dance my way into position so that I can see up the woman in the room above's skirt.
     
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    Data: "It is that ceiling cat, watching me again."
    Crusher: "The ceiling cat? But, I thought he only watched... I mean, you're not... I mean, are androids even able to... On second thought, nevermind! I really don't want to know!"
     
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    Data (thinking): ** I hope this is what she wants, I hope this is what she wants, I hope ... **

    Data slides his hand down to cup Beverly's left buttock.

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    Crusher: Hey Worf, want to assess the size of Ferengi genetalia? Scientific research of course
    Worf: I do hope you're joking Doctor
    Crusher: .... Of course... Haha... er do something with this corpse will you, i'm going for a shower

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    Dr Crusher: Please tell me that's been photoshopped!
    Data: No Doctor, that really is Wesley
     
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    Crusher: "It's an old picture of Jack, alright. But who...?"
    Riker: "Now don't jump to conclusions, Beverly. It might not be what it looks like."
    Data: "It is said that no human male can resist them."
    Crusher: "Bullshit! Who's the green bimbo?!"
     
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    The reactions were varied upon viewing Data's attempt to market android porn

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    Crusher: Alright. Cut it out. Your eyes don't creep me out that much

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    Worf: Oh c'mon. He was getting on your nerves too, right?

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    Riker: Sir, what's Q mean, you and Dr. Crusher? He doesn't mean on this table does he?
     
  17. TiberiusMaximus

    TiberiusMaximus Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    ;) Had to poke some fun at that super long thread in the DS9 forum... :D

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    Riker: Has anyone mentioned that Trills inexplicably traded their ridges for spots?
    Crusher: No, Will, that's an entirely different topic!
    Riker: Well, we should at least mention that Ezri and Jadzia would probably be good friends.
    Crusher: But that's not the point!
    Data: I'm tired of this. Why don't we look at pictures of felines with clever captions instead?
     
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    Data: I am attempting to channel Hines Ward.
     
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    Riker: There's a stink bug over here.
     
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