Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by Santa Garrus, Jun 11, 2011.
Although Geordi was an outstanding engineer, on the organ he was simply electrifying.
LaForge [shouting, to someone off screen]: "SO, CAN I ROLL UNDER THE LITTLE DOOR YET? NO? HOW ABOUT NOW?"
La Forge: "I'm allergic to polyethylene triox. It makes me break out in death."
La Forge: "How long has that cat been looking at us?"
Geordi: Hurry up before it hits somewhere besides my fingers!
Transfer to DS9 my ass. I ain't never had to fix a transporter before, & I ain't starting now
Who turned down my Hendrix?
Picard: We've all decided you should be the one to wear a different color shirt
Geordi: Data, when we said we wanted a half order, you still could've given us whole PLATES!
Geordi: So my first job as chief engineer will be to remodel this shitty little room to make it less embarrassingly crap? Well, OK, it'll be hard work as I don't have much to work with here... You do promise if I put all this time and effort in we'll start using the place more, right? I mean, this is only the second time we've been in here this year and It'll be a waste of my work if we only ever come down here once more.
Picard: I promise to use the Battle Bridge all the time if you jazz it up. After all, without saucer separation how would I protect all these kids I love so much?
Thanks for the W LH!
Geordi: "LaForge to Bridge. I think we're pretty much ready down here. I'd say you can go ahead and send in the strippers."
Geordi: "Captain... no offense, I know you personally invited Rod Stewart for a visit, but he has taken over engineering again for one of his music videos. We can't get anything done around here!"
LaForge: I said deal me in, dammit!
LaForge (to self): "Damn I shouldn't have had that last bit of Klingon Chili!"
LaForge:"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself. But being this is a Type II Phaser - the most powerful hand phaser in the twenty-forth century and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question--Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk!"
La Forge: Y-Y-ou should my new improved Penis extender, it works miracles!
Deanna <thinking> Oh shit I just farted, I wonder if anyone noticed.
Geordi: "Voyager, I'm happy for ya, and imma let you finish, but TNG had the best alternate timeline warp core breach of all time! Of all t-ARRRRRGRGRHR!!!!!"
Data: "Data to sickbay, medical emergency. Geordi started working on an open circut without drying his hands first.....again."
Miles: "You found my garage door opener. You're a life saver, sir."
Geordi: "Granted, the smog gets a little thick when we run her at high warp for extended periods of time, but hey, at least its not designed like a brewry."
Picard: "Nicely done Geordi. The crew not only looks none the worse for the experienc, but actually quite happy."
Geordi: "Yeah, I told them after that, we're all getting raises."
Picard: "Wait, wha.."
Geordi: "I don't believe it! He actually wore his assless chaps to the party. Classic!"
Troi: "Anyone want my cake?"
Data: "Geordi, this would be a prime opportunity to use Star Power."
Picard: "Ah, Commander LaForge! Have you decided yet which two officers you want to pick to go undercover as a rich, swinger couple on Risa?"
LaForge: "Yes, sir."
"What'd I say... No, wait! I got another one! ... VERY SUPERSTITIOUS!"
"Commander! You broke the Circle of Inner Harmony and Cosmic Oneness!" "I'm TIRED of 'Kumbaya'!"
"Purple haze all in my brain!"
"Really? One extra egg did all this?"
Miles: That uh... That's a type I, sir. The dinky little battery can't hold more that 5 blasts.
LaForge: ... This is awkward.
Miles: "I was actually thinking about having the pastrami."
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