TNG Caption This #216: Elementary, Dear Data-centric Caption Contest

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  1. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Happy Friday to all of you! Hope the week has been good to you all. Lets get to business...


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    First up to the plate, we have the "If Picard wants to beam down, let him" Award goes to...

    Next, we have the "24th Century Technology" award going to...

    Next, we have the "Londo Mollari Anthropology" Award goes to...

    Next, the "Giving some love to other Sci-Fi shows" Award goes to...

    Next, the "Disappointing Morning" Award goes to...

    We had some good competition on this weeks Photoshop award, this award goes to 2 people. First, the one with the idea and the second, the photoshopper. Great Tag Team!


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    Thanks to all for playing and congrats to the winners! Now, continuing our way through the characters of TNG, our favorite Android!

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  2. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

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    Re: TNG Caption This #216: Elementary, Dear Data-centric Caption Conte

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    Data: Hi, I'm Data. I forgot to backup my memory files. Have we met?

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    Deanna: You put Orange juice in a wine glass?

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    Data: Knock, Knock.

    La Forge: Emergency Beam out!

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    Geordi: Data...

    Deanna: It's really tough to say this...

    Worf: You snored so loudly that Voyager called to complain.

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    Data: Down, this is down. Down is good.

    Spot: Decide what gender I am, then I'll pay attention to training.
     
  3. Jonas Grumby

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    Re: TNG Caption This #216: Elementary, Dear Data-centric Caption Conte

    Thanks for the win, LeadHead!

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    Data: "Goddammit, do I sneak into your quarters and watch you sleep?!"


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    Data: "See? When you urinate on the carpet, it leaves a stain! It is a simple concept; why can't you grasp it?!"
     
  4. Isis

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    Re: TNG Caption This #216: Elementary, Dear Data-centric Caption Conte

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    Announcer (OS): "The most interesting android in the galaxy..."

    Data: "I don't always drink alcohol, but when I do, I prefer whatever the sponsor of this commercial puts in front of me, as long as the money is good."
     
  5. Isis

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    Re: TNG Caption This #216: Elementary, Dear Data-centric Caption Conte

    Data: "No, I put Tang in a wine glass."
     
  6. Bob Karo

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    Re: TNG Caption This #216: Elementary, Dear Data-centric Caption Conte

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    Data: An astute observation counselor. Are you certain you don't contain some percentage of tripolymer composite, molybdenum-cobalt alloy, and bioplast sheeting?

    Deanna: Yes...

    Data: I could remedy the situation.
     
  7. Finn

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    Re: TNG Caption This #216: Elementary, Dear Data-centric Caption Conte

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    deleted scene from TNG's Parallels

    Not many know that Parallels was originally a Data episode. The producers balked when Spiner kept asking where Tasha was in the above scene, and went with Worf.
     
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    Data: This isn't what it looks like.
     
  9. Saturn0660

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    Re: TNG Caption This #216: Elementary, Dear Data-centric Caption Conte

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    It's wet ain't it.. Drink it.
     
  10. Smellincoffee

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    Data: Lieutenant Commander Data, human-cyborg relations.
     
  11. Isis

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    Worf: "Data, you don't need to demonstrate that you're fully functional. We'll take your word for it."
     
  12. Nerys Myk

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    DATA: Congratulations...you make a wonderful couple.

    RIKER: Oh, crap....

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    DATA: Fine. I'll shut down my masturbation sub-routine!

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    SPOT: That's not your contact.
     
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  13. Distorted Humor

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    Re: TNG Caption This #216: Elementary, Dear Data-centric Caption Conte

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    Data: you know, you never notice it since Crusher always in that blue medical smock, but she really does have a nice Chest.
    Riker: Indeed, Wesley was a lucky Kid...
    Crusher: Men, I can HEAR you....


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    Data: For affirmative action, this episode we replaced the black bartender with the whitest guy in the Alpha Quadrant. It was in the episode "Androids can't Jump"


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    Dated sets, bad writing, these outfits. I guessing riker has no beard and the high point of the season is when Wesley dies, and before the Q revive him....

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    Data, we are here about your drinking problem, we are going to do a intervention...

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    Little did data know that Cats are hyper-intelligent pan-dimensional beings who appear as cats to be entertained by stupid human and androids. and also to hunt down their arch enemies who appear as mice, the "42s"
     
  14. Whoa Nellie

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    "Hi, Lieutenant Commander Data, Rush chairman, damn glad to meet you."

    Warmest Wishes,
    Whoa Nellie
     
  15. Gil T.Azell

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    Re: TNG Caption This #216: Elementary, Dear Data-centric Caption Conte

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    Spot: "Get me some Real mice to chase and we'll deal with the training later"
     
  16. Gary7

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    Thanks for the selection, Leadhead. :)

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    Data: "It's time you started earning your keep, Spot. Tomorrow, you clean the carpet. Since you have no opposable thumbs, you can use your tongue."


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    Data: "OK, if you must know, Spot and I had a fight. So, I'm sleeping in the cargo hold."
     
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    Data: "Auntie Em?"
     
  18. Mistral

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    Thanks for the WIN! -Mistral
    Data: "No, I put Tampico in a wine glass. Geez, get with the program."


    ed.-Damn! Didn't see the Tang comment! Sorry!
     
  19. Mistral

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    Re: TNG Caption This #216: Elementary, Dear Data-centric Caption Conte

    Riker: "Brace yourself, Doctor. Data's running his 'smarmy' subroutine."
     
  20. TigerOfDarkness

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    Re: TNG Caption This #216: Elementary, Dear Data-centric Caption Conte

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    Dr Crusher (thinking): He's going to make another "boobs firming up" comment, I just know it.
    Data: Greetings Commander, have you noticed our boobs are firming up...

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    Data: Talk to the face, because the brightly coloured beverage is not listening
     

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