TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..."

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  1. Rat Boy

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    Picard: "What? Rat Boy's willing to take over the caption contest? That's splendid!"

    Crusher: "I just hope there isn't any screencaps of us in compromising positions."

    *Riker and Troi start to get worried*

    Later...

    Picard: "Wait a minute? Who else offered?"

    Crusher: "Oh dear God no!"

    *Riker and Troi start to grin maniacally*
     
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  2. SantaEddie74

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    WILL: Don't look at ME, folks.

    I'm just as confused and ready to jump out an airlock as YOU are.
     
  3. SantaEddie74

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    DATA: Did she say anything before she collapsed, Geordi?

    GEORDI: Something about...'tell Wesley he was adop...'

    Dunno, she hit the desk before she could finish.
     
  4. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    DATA: Wesley is a dope?

    GEORDI: A mother would know.
     
  5. SantaEddie74

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    DATA: Hmmmmm.

    I suppose that would explain why he always asked ME for advice on human sexuality.

    And opening boxes.
     
  6. SantaEddie74

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    PICARD: I love riding huge stallions!

    RIKER: I'm not touching that one with a ten-parsec pole.
     
  7. Rat Boy

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    Troi: "That's what she said."
     
  8. SantaEddie74

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    BEVERLY: I need a shower.
     
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    GEORDI: She's okay, Data.

    It's just a REALLY bad case of ice-cream headache.
     
  10. 20-Backwards

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    Riker: My fingers through your red hair, in an airlock with no air, not that I would care ...

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    It's ... FRAKESGIVING! ... Gobble gobble, number one. Rated R for a shitload of nudity and senseless mayhem. This Friday at a theater near you.
     
  11. SantaEddie74

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    RIKER: Don't ask, folks.

    Frankly I'm just as stunned as YOU are this dumbass episode is still going on.


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    DATA: Doctor?

    Doctor Crusher?

    A work desk does not HAVE a discernible heartbeat. Nor even a heart!
     
  12. 20-Backwards

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    PICARD ... blissfully ignorant. :)
    TROI ... wtf is he smiling about? :wtf:
    CRUSHER ... get to the POINT, ya #%$! :scream:
    RIKER ... Dead people get me hard. :evil:
     
  13. SantaEddie74

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    After the last trombone solo in Ten Forward, Will was told not to quit his day job.

    Unfortunately, his day job sucked even HARDER.
     
  14. cultcross

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    OK, that's it for the contest, people!

    The winners are as follows:

    For the first image,



    And the second,


    With photoshop winner:
    Well done to everyone who entered! And thanks to everyone who has participated in the caption contests while I've been running them, you've given me a lot of laughs :lol:

    The contest will be taken over by Canuck69 who has graciously volunteered.
     
  15. Holdfast

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    Good winners, all. :lol:

    Thanks for running the contests so long; I'm sure Canuck69 will keep up the high standards!
     
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    "You've done a man's job, sir!" :techman:

    (Oh, and thanks for the win, too!)