TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..."

Discussion in 'The Next Generation' started by cultcross, Jan 26, 2010.

  1. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    GEORDI: Data, next time you offer to arm-wrestle one of your crewmates...you MIGHT wanna tone it down a little.
     
  2. cooleddie74

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    Will was feeling good and looking forward to the next day...

    Until he remembered he was scheduled to run the NX-01 Holoprogram.
     
  3. Nerys Myk

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    DATA: Are you sure that Commander Riker will not be upset that we have drugged him and dressed him as a woman?

    GEORDIE: Just shut up and help me drag him to Captain Picard's quarters.
     
  4. cooleddie74

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    DATA: Do you think she will hold a grudge and be angry, Geordi?

    GEORDI: I'd count on it, Data. You DID knock her unconscious and dislodge several teeth with that pelvic thrust.
     
  5. cooleddie74

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    RIKER: Please.

    Someone.

    Anyone.

    Vaporize me.
     
  6. Coloratura

    Coloratura Snuggle Princess Premium Member

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    Data: "While you are looking through her purse, Geordi, see if she has any Mentos."


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    [trumpet] *Waugh* *Waugh* [/trumpet]
     
  7. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
     
  8. Isis

    Isis Commodore Commodore

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    Data: "I warned her not to watch the second half of Star Trek, the Motion Picture, but she just wouldn't listen."
     
  9. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    DATA: She was watching an upload of the early 21st century motion picture called 'GIGLI.'

    Then she shrieked in pain and collapsed...just like you see her now.
     
  10. cooleddie74

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    RIKER(thinking): Did I leave the trombone on?
     
  11. Mr. Laser Beam

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    Riker: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing Klingon glue.

    Picard: How about a game like Hollywood Squares but with kids?

    Troi: Bad news. Captain's getting balder...

    Beverly: ...and Leon's getting laarrrrrrrger!
     
  12. Yeoman Randi

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    CULTCROSS, thank you for all the work you've done!!

    Has anyone offered to step into his shoes yet?
     
  13. cooleddie74

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    RIKER: Now's your turn, fans!

    Text YOUR choice for the next horribly awkward comic-relief line I get to utter in this episode! We'll reveal the winner in the final scene!


    Remember...standard messaging rates apply!
     
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  14. cooleddie74

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    GEORDI: What happened?!

    DATA: I am not sure.

    I started performing one of my jokes from the Chalnock's Comedy Cabaret holodeck program...then the Doctor regurgitated on her work desk and collapsed.
     
  15. cultcross

    cultcross Janitor of the Mind Palace Moderator

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    Nope. Looks like this will be the last TNG Caption Contest for a while unless someone expresses an interest!!!
     
  16. Yeoman Randi

    Yeoman Randi Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Aw crap. I hope someone steps up to the plate. If not, i may be forced to and that wouldn't be pretty. This is too fun a thread to let die.

    And i do want to thank you again. You've been awesome!
     
  17. cooleddie74

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    GEORDI: What happened to her, Data?!

    DATA: Too many marshmelons.
     
  18. cooleddie74

    cooleddie74 Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Will was once the master of holding in his farts around his shipmates and friends.

    But no LONGER.
     
  19. Rat Boy

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    Picard: "Okay, okay, my turn. I've never worn a saddle during sex."

    *Everyone else groans*
     
  20. abaldwin360

    abaldwin360 Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    Picard shows the rest of the crew his porn collection.