TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Things..."

Discussion in 'Star Trek: The Next Generation' started by cultcross, Jan 26, 2010.

  1. cultcross

    cultcross The truth is precisely the opposite Moderator

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    It's time for another caption contest, but first a small announcement - as you have undoubtedly noticed, I have trouble keeping up with this contest regularly, and now my work has changed somewhat too I have even less time to spend on the BBS.

    As such, this is the final cruise of the TNG Caption Contest under my command. This thread and her history will shortly become the care of another poster. To them and their posterity will we commit our future. They will continue the captions we have begun and journey to all the undiscovered memes, boldly going where no man, in assless chaps, ...has gone before.

    So I'm throwing open nominations - if anyone fancies taking over the contest, PM me during the run of this one and when I announce the winners for this contest, we'll also appoint a new MASTER OF CAPTIONS.


    First, the winners of contest #165:




    Photoshop winner:
    On to the images for the 166th contest:

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    Enjoy! And for those who just scroll straight to the new images (and you know who you are) read the blurb at the top this time!
     
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    Kudos for running the contest for so long. Hope a successor volunteers soon! :techman:
     
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  20. alte

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    Re: TNG Caption This #166 - "All Poorly Maintained Security..."

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